Masturbation

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  • Reply 101 of 132
    stroszekstroszek Posts: 801member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jonathan:

    <strong>Wow, talk about digging up old threads...



    and dear god, these are my moderators...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yeah, I thought that was wierd too, especially because when I logged on while drinking my Sunkist breakfast, this was up towards the top of the threads, but had no new posts. I just figured UBB threw up or something...
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  • Reply 102 of 132
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    so i take it it's officially ok to have sexual content in AO?



    i believe that question may have come up in the suggestions thread -kudos-.



    guess this was someone's idea of an affirmative.
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  • Reply 103 of 132
    mimacmimac Posts: 872member
    Well...you know the old saying...

    You're a liar if you say you don't and a fool if you say you do.

    "Sex is o.k. but it's hard to beat the real thing"



    People have been beating their meat for centuries, its quite normal...







    [ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: MiMac ]</p>
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  • Reply 104 of 132
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    Oh my, I thought this thread was long gone! <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />



    J :cool:
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  • Reply 105 of 132
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jamie:

    <strong>Oh my, I thought this thread was long gone! <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />



    J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    It looks like it will die again if nobody else confessses to "yanking their plank."
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  • Reply 106 of 132
    My personal favorite...



    boxin' the clown!
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  • Reply 107 of 132
    thoth2thoth2 Posts: 277member
    As a cyclist, I am often forced to

    "pull my crank," purely for maintenance purposes.

    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

    Thoth
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  • Reply 108 of 132
    Jane:



    I'm sorry if the men in your life do not satisfy you, but I really disagree with your comments. I am very sure that my wife achieves orgasm with me. We communicate very well and over the years she has taught me what she likes.



    I suspect the average one night stand guy is not going to work too hard to satisfy a girl, but those of us with strong affection for our partners do.
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  • Reply 109 of 132
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote] Originally posted by Jane:

    At least in Europe men respect women and they do not talk down to women. <hr></blockquote>



    [quote]Originally posted by BuonRotto:

    <strong>

    Certainly not true in Italy and Switzerland at least. Back to your regularly scheduled thread. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Not quite... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
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  • Reply 110 of 132
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    ah, BTW, I choke the bishop almost every day... <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />
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  • Reply 111 of 132
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by Defiant:

    <strong>ah, BTW, I choke the bishop almost every day... <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Only once? :confused: <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />
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  • Reply 112 of 132
    kukukuku Posts: 254member
    Don't forget that until recently women didn't even know what masturbation was. They just knew doing somethings were a lot better then others.



    The historic women and their horses is an example.



    ~Kuku
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  • Reply 113 of 132
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jamie:

    <strong>



    Only once? :confused: <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    alright, after BIG pressure from Jamie I have to say; it is more than that...



    up to 3 times a day
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  • Reply 114 of 132
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    I've been known to tame the one-eyed snake on occasion.
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  • Reply 115 of 132
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    [quote]Originally posted by Kuku:

    <strong>Don't forget that until recently women didn't even know what masturbation was. They just knew doing somethings were a lot better then others.



    The historic women and their horses is an example.



    ~Kuku</strong><hr></blockquote>This is the first time I've looked in on this thread. I read this post. I don't think I'll come back.

    <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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  • Reply 116 of 132
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by BRussell:

    <strong>This is the first time I've looked in on this thread. I read this post. I don't think I'll come back.

    :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    ah, c'mon !
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  • Reply 117 of 132
    [quote]Originally posted by Matsu:

    <strong>Ok, everybody does it, but how often?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Guess what I'm doing? No, really guess. Wrong, drinking a Dr. Pepper and getting ready to go to the Mexican restaurant for dinner. I really need this expo to come and go so I can buy some new computers. Thing is, I need to know what they are coming out with so I know if I need to hold off more or not.



    PS, Masturbation is something which is just too dull to talk about. I don't have anything funny to say either. (which is kinda odd!)
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  • Reply 118 of 132
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    [quote]Originally posted by Defiant:

    <strong>ah, c'mon !</strong><hr></blockquote>OK, you caught me. Just this once, though.
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  • Reply 119 of 132
    pbg4 dudepbg4 dude Posts: 1,611member
    Anyone see "The Road to Wellville"? "I feel a smile coming on."



    Anyway, how about:

    Hitchiking under the bigtop

    Hanging with Rosy Palm and her five daughters

    flogging the log (might've been said already)



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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  • Reply 120 of 132
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by BRussell:

    <strong>OK, you caught me. Just this once, though.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    sure ?
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