There's so much nonsense spoken about the female orgasm. It's all about rubbing the right bit in the right way, and so obviously it's going to be easier for many women to do it themselves using their hands (Uh, or some form of battery-powered assistance).
However, it's entirely possible for a man to rub the right bit in the right way, and often (*gasp*) with his little soldier*. It's just a matter of taking the time to work it all out. That's half the fun! It's recreational sex, so if you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong somewhere.
[quote]Originally posted by groverat:
<strong>My only true evidence that women *can* have orgasms during sex would be an interview with Eskimo's mother.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Eskimo, want me to kick my foil's ass?
[* Thought I ought to set an example and keep it clean. No jokes about saluting, please.]
Hey, if Eskimo (and everyone else at OI) can joke about sleeping with my girlfriend, surely I can make a few references to the wonderful nights I've spent with his red-hot mother (and cousin).
<strong>Hey, if Eskimo (and everyone else at OI) can joke about sleeping with my girlfriend, surely I can make a few references to the wonderful nights I've spent with his red-hot mother (and cousin).</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ah, there is a difference. As far as I'm aware, only the entire membership of OI, the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt, all players involved in the 2001 AFC Central division (and several referees), and the Boy Scouts of Chattanooga have slept with Eskimo's mom.
[Ah, there is a difference. As far as I'm aware, only the entire membership of OI, the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt, all players involved in the 2001 AFC Central division (and several referees), and the Boy Scouts of Chattanooga have slept with Eskimo's mom.<hr></blockquote>
Hey! My son is one of those "Boy Scouts of Chattanooga"! No wonder he was so anxious to go on the Camp-o-ree last fall! And why didn't the little creep invite me? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> I sure hope he remembered to "be prepared."
There's so much nonsense spoken about the female orgasm. <snip blah> (Uh, or some form of battery-powered assistance).
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Talking of battery-powered assistance, has anyone been in a sex shop recently?? I was *cough* dragged *cough* into an <a href="http://www.annsummers.co.uk"; target="_blank">Ann Summers</a> shop and was amazed at the variety of stuff they had for women!!
I was most impressed by a tiny vibrator which was disguised as an ickle lipstick. So next time your wife/girlfriend/bitch goes to the bathroom to "re-apply her lipstick", time her.
Hmm. Jamie, you do understand that Googlewhacking doesn't involve any kind of physical whacking, right? </strong><hr></blockquote>
What?! <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> I thought that was whole idea??! Search Google and whack off at the same time? No? Damn.
It's no wonder the people in my office were giving me disapproving looks.
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<strong>Moanique, see my previous post about frustration.
Matsu you are not very nice with her, like me you have the right to don't agree with her , not to try to turn her in a ridiculous way.
powerdoc is a doctor, he knows what he's talking about.
My only true evidence that women *can* have orgasms during sex would be an interview with Eskimo's mother.
*shuffles off quietly*
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My only true evidence that women *can* have orgasms during sex would be an interview with Eskimo's mother.
*shuffles off quietly*</strong><hr></blockquote>
Beef strokinoff <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
<strong>What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef strokinoff <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
However, it's entirely possible for a man to rub the right bit in the right way, and often (*gasp*) with his little soldier*. It's just a matter of taking the time to work it all out. That's half the fun! It's recreational sex, so if you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong somewhere.
[quote]Originally posted by groverat:
<strong>My only true evidence that women *can* have orgasms during sex would be an interview with Eskimo's mother.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Eskimo, want me to kick my foil's ass?
[* Thought I ought to set an example and keep it clean. No jokes about saluting, please.]
[ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: Belle ]</p>
p.s. - ATTEN-SHUN!
(*warning* - The link is semi-naughty. If you moderators think it's inappropriate then feel free to delete the URL.)
<strong>Hey, if Eskimo (and everyone else at OI) can joke about sleeping with my girlfriend, surely I can make a few references to the wonderful nights I've spent with his red-hot mother (and cousin).</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ah, there is a difference. As far as I'm aware, only the entire membership of OI, the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt, all players involved in the 2001 AFC Central division (and several referees), and the Boy Scouts of Chattanooga have slept with Eskimo's mom.
Even I've slept with your girlfriend.
[quote]<strong>p.s. - ATTEN-SHUN!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Watch it, bucko.
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and I have the tape to prove it!
Howdy Grover! hehe
I demand the videotaped evidence for my... uhh... perusal... and stuff.
I don't know if that was supposed to get to me, Belle, because that wouldn't even upset me.
<strong>I don't know if that was supposed to get to me, Belle, because that wouldn't even upset me.
Why would I want to upset my favorite foil?
Actually, reading my post, I think the lovely Eskimo has more reason to be aggrieved. Uh, or his mom...
[Ah, there is a difference. As far as I'm aware, only the entire membership of OI, the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt, all players involved in the 2001 AFC Central division (and several referees), and the Boy Scouts of Chattanooga have slept with Eskimo's mom.<hr></blockquote>
Hey! My son is one of those "Boy Scouts of Chattanooga"! No wonder he was so anxious to go on the Camp-o-ree last fall! And why didn't the little creep invite me? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> I sure hope he remembered to "be prepared."
<strong>
There's so much nonsense spoken about the female orgasm. <snip blah> (Uh, or some form of battery-powered assistance).
</strong><hr></blockquote>
Talking of battery-powered assistance, has anyone been in a sex shop recently?? I was *cough* dragged *cough* into an <a href="http://www.annsummers.co.uk"; target="_blank">Ann Summers</a> shop and was amazed at the variety of stuff they had for women!!
I was most impressed by a tiny vibrator which was disguised as an ickle lipstick. So next time your wife/girlfriend/bitch goes to the bathroom to "re-apply her lipstick", time her.
J :cool:
J :cool:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> While <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000625"; target="_blank">Googlewhacking</a> I found this page: <a href="http://www.xandria.com/learn/sextalk/sextalk22.shtml"; target="_blank">Masturbation for Beginners</a>.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hmm. Jamie, you do understand that Googlewhacking doesn't involve any kind of physical whacking, right?
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Hmm. Jamie, you do understand that Googlewhacking doesn't involve any kind of physical whacking, right?
What?!
It's no wonder the people in my office were giving me disapproving looks.
J :cool:
[ 03-03-2002: Message edited by: Jamie ]</p>
Anyway, thank you for your insight Xidius.
Gotta love the ol' "wrestling the trouser snake" thread. It's about time it was brought back
and dear god, these are my moderators...
<strong>Wow, talk about digging up old threads...
and dear god, these are my moderators...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Jonathan, how silly you are