[EDIT: above countdown refers to how long until this thread is locked. IS NOT an answer to the original topic began by running with scissors!!! Whew...]
Again, there is no NASA-esque goings-on in my bathroom. I repeat. Please don't take that as such.
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what the hell, i figure if jamie can start a thread on masturbation, why not one on poo? don't be ashamed about your technique, what ever gets the job done.
I poo everday, right when I wake up so that when I take a shower my bunghole is clean and there are no clingons.
Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late.
Well, all in all, I say a good 5-10 min. does me good, but it could be shorter or longer depending on how much mexican food I have been eating.
<strong>my thread is criticized and gets locked, but this one is let alone and even embraced by the moderators...??
ok... </strong><hr></blockquote>
Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.
Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.
Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.
Jamie</strong><hr></blockquote>
maybe you and yer gang shouldnt go around locking threads or criticizing the content so harshly and then you wouldnt be in a "lose-lose" situation...
yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it.
Hey, a man can have a "loose loose" situation if he likes <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> (It's late here)</strong><hr></blockquote>
Actually, if you add too much fiber to your diet, it should take you longer to poo. Not having enough fiber in your diet gives you "the runs" as I have heard them called. They're quick, but messy... whereas with a lot of fiber, you have to work on it for a while sometimes.
I usually take in some reading material, I mean, I've got nothing better to do. Usually the latest Colorado Cyclist catalog... I'm currently shopping for a new 700C wheelset
I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long??
J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>
I thought the newspaper was to save on toilet paper. Talking of which, how many sheets do you use ? Do you use both sides or just the one ? Do you turn your underwear inside out when it gets a bit soiled, to prolong the time between washes ?
Hmmm, you're right, it is getting a bit late over here.
I usually go every 2-3 days. I don't like going more frequently because it feels as if I'm not accomplishing anything. Once I went a month without going..seriously! Any clue on how many years I knocked off my life?
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[EDIT: above countdown refers to how long until this thread is locked. IS NOT an answer to the original topic began by running with scissors!!! Whew...]
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<strong>"Mission Control, initiate countdown...T minus 5, 4, 3..."
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is that how you poo, you give the old "t minus..." routine? nice technique.
I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long??
J :cool:
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is that how you poo, you give the old "t minus..." routine? nice technique.</strong><hr></blockquote>
OHMIGOSH! I should clarify...yikes! That "countdown" thing was a reference to how long it'll take for this thread to get locked.
Oh man. THAT didn't quite come across in the way I intended...
<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Again, there is no NASA-esque goings-on in my bathroom. I repeat. Please don't take that as such.
<strong>Usually once every day, pretty regular.
I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long??
J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>
i take quite a while, generally. at least 5-15 mins. maybe i need to get more fiber in my diet.
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i take quite a while, generally. at least 5-15 mins. maybe i need to get more fiber in my diet.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wow, I'm in and outta there in less than a minute, maybe I drink too much fresh OJ
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OHMIGOSH! I should clarify...yikes! That "countdown" thing was a reference to how long it'll take for this thread to get locked.
Oh man. THAT didn't quite come across in the way I intended...
<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Again, there is no NASA-esque goings-on in my bathroom. I repeat. Please don't take that as such.
what the hell, i figure if jamie can start a thread on masturbation, why not one on poo? don't be ashamed about your technique, what ever gets the job done.
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Wow, I'm in and outta there in less than a minute, maybe I drink too much fresh OJ
could be coffee too. i hear that will get you flowing.
ok...
Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late.
Well, all in all, I say a good 5-10 min. does me good, but it could be shorter or longer depending on how much mexican food I have been eating.
<strong>my thread is criticized and gets locked, but this one is let alone and even embraced by the moderators...??
ok...
Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.
Jamie
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Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.
Jamie</strong><hr></blockquote>
jamie is one wth the poo. :cool:
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Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.
Jamie</strong><hr></blockquote>
maybe you and yer gang shouldnt go around locking threads or criticizing the content so harshly and then you wouldnt be in a "lose-lose" situation...
yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it.
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maybe you and yer gang shouldnt go around locking threads or criticizing the content so harshly and then you wouldnt be in a "lose-lose" situation...
yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hey, a man can have a "loose loose" situation if he likes <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> (It's late here)
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Hey, a man can have a "loose loose" situation if he likes <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> (It's late here)</strong><hr></blockquote>
jamie, don't take any shit from him.
you know i had to do it. i couldn't resist
I usually take in some reading material, I mean, I've got nothing better to do. Usually the latest Colorado Cyclist catalog... I'm currently shopping for a new 700C wheelset
<strong>Usually once every day, pretty regular.
I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long??
J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>
I thought the newspaper was to save on toilet paper. Talking of which, how many sheets do you use ? Do you use both sides or just the one ? Do you turn your underwear inside out when it gets a bit soiled, to prolong the time between washes ?
Hmmm, you're right, it is getting a bit late over here.
<img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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A MONTH without poo???? Good LORD!!! Did you JUST have water or something? That just aint right.
As to the question, usually once a day. around 5 minutes sounds right. I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go