<strong>I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go *bbbooooom! pow!!! bang!!!!*</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> I find this quite disturbing, but I will try it, maybe it will make me poo even quicker.
No, I ate pretty regularly until the last week. Then I skipped out on breakfast. I remember not being able to sit in a chair for very long and having to frequently lie on the floor or in my bed.
I spend ALOT of time in the bathroom. Right away when Macworld, MacAddict, Sports Illustrated, and the other magazines I get in the mail come they go into the bathroom. That's where I get all my reading done.
One day I'll probably end up bringing my iBook with me and post here
You should be going once or twice a day. If you're not going at least everyday, you've got some problems. Seriously.
You shouldn't have to...ahem...force. You also shouldn't have enough time to read anything.
From the sound of it, Jamie, you're pretty healthy. Do they float or sink?
Floaters not sinkers! The more compacted they are, the harder it is to go, which means your insides need some cleaning.
I'm not trying to be gross or anything, these are facts. Digestive health is very important. You guys sound like you need more raw vegetables in your diet :cool:
OMG: This is the one of the funniest threads I have ever read!
[quote] Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late. <hr></blockquote>
ROTFLOL!
So true!
I "enjoy" the experince of pooing. I go every 3-4 days, and when I go I tend to grab a thick book like "The Macintosh Bible" and I can be in there for up to 25 minutes. It's sorta like a feeling of bliss you get once you drop the first one and just let the others slowly move through your system. I do have to admit though some of them hang on forever, but I have never tried "shaking" them loose. As for fresh veggies, I only eat about a bag of carrots every three days. Another question do you leave a "present" for the next ocupent of the room/stall (no not that! I mean smell)? Some people, jeez, it has the potental to kill the entire population of a small country! I tend to leave the smells of the bathroom untouched.
[quote]Originally posted by running with scissors:
<strong>i'm a once everday pooer, usually. sometimes once every other day. how bout you?
how low can this forum go? let's find out.
[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: running with scissors ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
I just engaged in a fascinating conversation with my friend Karla about this very fact. She is a health-concious individual and she had heard from a couple of "health-experts" (take that with a grain of salt) that you should be crapping 3 times a day...
of course one of the experts was also pushing 'colon-cleansing' supplements/implements...
<strong>Actually, if you add too much fiber to your diet, it should take you longer to poo. Not having enough fiber in your diet gives you "the runs" as I have heard them called. They're quick, but messy... whereas with a lot of fiber, you have to work on it for a while sometimes.
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actually, its just the opposite. since fiber is not digestible, it shoots right through. and if you dont get enuff fiber, u get constipated. this is why people who eat more greens (fiber) shit easier. it creates the secretion of a lubricant in the digestive system while it goes through. foods w/ alot of fiber are natural laxatives. so keep a good habit of at least eating some fiber in yer diet. dont eat just all meat, or you will get constipated... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
The public restroom thing is my most hated dilema. It is fine once I use half of the roll of toilet paper to cover the seat. But it seems that I always go in to the bathroom when it is empty and I can concentrate on my turd. But right when I start to "turtle" someone walks in and then my turd follows. I could kick those bastards sometimes for walking in on me right at the point of release. Its as if my sphincter gets startled or something and doesn't continue with its job and lets that turd back in. Another bad thing is that the toilet paper in the public stalls tears my ass up good, and more or less just smears it around a little so that for the rest of my stay my ass itches. That is why I started carrying around tucks pads, because they clean you up right after a public restroom stop and your ass is once again clean and does not itch. Just a pointer for those of you who have the same prob.
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<strong>I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go
<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> I find this quite disturbing, but I will try it, maybe it will make me poo even quicker.
J :cool:
<strong> I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go
Its funny you should say that. The other day I had a bog blocking terd the size of a nuclear submarine! No kidding!!
One day I'll probably end up bringing my iBook with me and post here
You shouldn't have to...ahem...force. You also shouldn't have enough time to read anything.
From the sound of it, Jamie, you're pretty healthy. Do they float or sink?
Floaters not sinkers! The more compacted they are, the harder it is to go, which means your insides need some cleaning.
I'm not trying to be gross or anything, these are facts. Digestive health is very important. You guys sound like you need more raw vegetables in your diet :cool:
[quote] Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late. <hr></blockquote>
ROTFLOL!
So true!
I "enjoy" the experince of pooing. I go every 3-4 days, and when I go I tend to grab a thick book like "The Macintosh Bible" and I can be in there for up to 25 minutes. It's sorta like a feeling of bliss you get once you drop the first one and just let the others slowly move through your system. I do have to admit though some of them hang on forever, but I have never tried "shaking" them loose. As for fresh veggies, I only eat about a bag of carrots every three days. Another question do you leave a "present" for the next ocupent of the room/stall (no not that! I mean smell)? Some people, jeez, it has the potental to kill the entire population of a small country! I tend to leave the smells of the bathroom untouched.
<strong>i'm a once everday pooer, usually. sometimes once every other day. how bout you?
how low can this forum go? let's find out.
[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: running with scissors ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
I just engaged in a fascinating conversation with my friend Karla about this very fact. She is a health-concious individual and she had heard from a couple of "health-experts" (take that with a grain of salt) that you should be crapping 3 times a day...
of course one of the experts was also pushing 'colon-cleansing' supplements/implements...
<strong>One day I'll probably end up bringing my iBook with me and post here
Beat you to it! (I love Airport.)
PS: Don't spend too much time surfing the web, you still have a job to do.
Every morning, every night. Like a clock. And they're huge too! When I get a digital camera I'll post a pic for you.
<strong>Excellent thread.
Every morning, every night. Like a clock. And they're huge too! When I get a digital camera I'll post a pic for you.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yes! I wanna see a pic!
<strong>Actually, if you add too much fiber to your diet, it should take you longer to poo. Not having enough fiber in your diet gives you "the runs" as I have heard them called. They're quick, but messy... whereas with a lot of fiber, you have to work on it for a while sometimes.
</strong><hr></blockquote>
actually, its just the opposite. since fiber is not digestible, it shoots right through. and if you dont get enuff fiber, u get constipated. this is why people who eat more greens (fiber) shit easier. it creates the secretion of a lubricant in the digestive system while it goes through. foods w/ alot of fiber are natural laxatives. so keep a good habit of at least eating some fiber in yer diet. dont eat just all meat, or you will get constipated... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
Hmm...I took a dump earlier today. Now my dad, he goes to the bathroom like 24/7.
Here's a question: How many of you do it in public bathrooms? I will NEVER do a #2 in a public restroom.
<strong>Dare I say greatest thread ever?
Hmm...I took a dump earlier today. Now my dad, he goes to the bathroom like 24/7.
Here's a question: How many of you do it in public bathrooms? I will NEVER do a #2 in a public restroom.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I don't like to go in public bathrooms, but if I have to I will. Since I don't have anything to read in public bathrooms I play Snake on my cell phone
<strong>I spend ALOT of time in the bathroom.</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Don't think for one minute that I don't know what's going on young man.
I don't enjoy the word 'turd'.
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<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Don't think for one minute that I don't know what's going on young man.
Come on mom, you know that after I come out of my bathroom it always stinks, so I'm not doing what you think I am!