just be yourself. If you pretend to be someone you're not then your relationship will be a short lived one.
Be nice, be honest, be a gentleman, listen to what she says, try to make her laugh and you will be fine. There are no "international rules" on dating or asking someone out. It's just a matter of connecting and finding some sort of attraction.
just be yourself. If you pretend to be someone you're not then your relationship will be a short lived one.
Be nice, be honest, be a gentleman, listen to what she says, try to make her laugh and you will be fine. There are no "international rules" on dating or asking someone out. It's just a matter of connecting and finding some sort of attraction.
good luck!
- trowa</strong><hr></blockquote>
Gather round people, wherever you roam.
Witness a man, who's never pulled in his life.
First of all, women want to be lied to so don't be yourself. Find out what kind of guy she goes for and be him. Enjoy it while it lasts if you have to lie about yourself. The ones that you don't have to lie with are the ones you marry but for the time being, lie as much as you need to to get what you want. Women do it to and it's only natural.
What ever you do, do not try to make her laugh. You will end up looking like someone who never quite grew out of being the class clown. Women will laugh at you tying your shoe laces if they like you and it takes them about ten seconds to decide whether they do so don't put too much effort in to it. You'll only seem unnatural and they'll cop on to your lies quicker.
Also speak with an Irish accent and, if possible, mention you know me...no worries, if she ever asks me about it I'll lie for you.
<strong>Make sure she knows how desirable you are. Reinforce that Americans are superior to the British and thus you are a better catch than those other bloody bastards. This will make you very attractive in her eyes. Be sure to insult British cooking, the royal family and in particular, David Beckham. Speaking of Beckham, remember, that the British are most proud of the Spice Girls and if you adore them that will help her fall in love with you. And whatever you do, don't call her brilliant. The British never use the world brilliant because it is considered the worst insult possible. Kinda like bad can be good in America, while the same sort of reversal applies to the world brilliant. Just tell her she is not brilliant in the least to be on the safe side.</strong><hr></blockquote>
<strong>Please. Here's how to pick up any girl: just ask her a question, and zone out while she talks. Occasionally mutter or grunt, throw out an oh no, or wow, great, and furrow your forehead every once in a while. You don't even have to listen, just let them talk and you'll come out looking like a big sweetheart. Whatever you do, don't talk puppy-dogs and ice cream because it will end up on the friendship tip.
That's it.
lol</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> Not everyone looks like you, Gambit. But really, that's an awesome tip about what not to talk about...
I'm doing fine, thanks. I've had my share of girlfriends.
Besides, every woman knows Irish men love their alcohol more than their women <hr></blockquote>
Not true. There is nothing better than coming home from the pub, with a quick stop at the Indian take away, and getting in to bed with who ever it is you love this week and breathe in her face for about a minute and a half. I would be more graphic but I wouldn't want to disgust you all
Or just ask the girl if she wants to go out somewhere sometime. Jeez. It's not rocket science. </strong><hr></blockquote>
Don't listen to her..she's one of them
We all know that being direct can only end up in embarrassment.
Stalk her for a while - find out everything about her. If you have a relative in the police force let him do a check up on her. Then break in to her house and take a picture of her while she's sleeping. Stick it to her front door and write "I'm watching you" on the back. Then get a friend to chase her some night and then deck him. You'll be the hero and she'll be yours.
this thread has become very interesting. finally. appleinsider is near dead and lifeless now that apple has kicked the s*it out of people who want to give out info. so we resort to this...now, to get back on topic:
since none of us know you,really,"just be youself" might actually be the worst advise we could give you.
on the other hand, your position will be stronger vis-a-vis a british chick if you have the following credentials:
-possess an American passport
-dont have any Irish blood in you
-express wonderment at why so many british men have an infantile obsession with large breasts
<strong>-express wonderment at why so many british men have an infantile obsession with large breasts
</strong><hr></blockquote>
You mean to say this isn't a world wide phenomenon
Who can possibly resist a heaving pair of succulent creamy white orbs overflowing with... sorry, I need to find some tissues to clean things up. <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />
european girls are all the same big ass cows, or they will be when they are 23. (yes, UK is europe) try to find a dancer (no anorexia-ballet-type) or at least some one who moves a limp ones in a while (not to shove food or meat inside her nice face, but really moving, muscle feels better than fat)
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Talking to Asian gals with British accents was quite...exciting...
just be yourself. If you pretend to be someone you're not then your relationship will be a short lived one.
Be nice, be honest, be a gentleman, listen to what she says, try to make her laugh and you will be fine. There are no "international rules" on dating or asking someone out. It's just a matter of connecting and finding some sort of attraction.
good luck!
- trowa
<strong>jchen,
just be yourself. If you pretend to be someone you're not then your relationship will be a short lived one.
Be nice, be honest, be a gentleman, listen to what she says, try to make her laugh and you will be fine. There are no "international rules" on dating or asking someone out. It's just a matter of connecting and finding some sort of attraction.
good luck!
- trowa</strong><hr></blockquote>
Gather round people, wherever you roam.
Witness a man, who's never pulled in his life.
First of all, women want to be lied to so don't be yourself. Find out what kind of guy she goes for and be him. Enjoy it while it lasts if you have to lie about yourself. The ones that you don't have to lie with are the ones you marry but for the time being, lie as much as you need to to get what you want. Women do it to and it's only natural.
What ever you do, do not try to make her laugh. You will end up looking like someone who never quite grew out of being the class clown. Women will laugh at you tying your shoe laces if they like you and it takes them about ten seconds to decide whether they do so don't put too much effort in to it. You'll only seem unnatural and they'll cop on to your lies quicker.
Also speak with an Irish accent and, if possible, mention you know me...no worries, if she ever asks me about it I'll lie for you.
Sorry i can translate it in english, it will lose sense.
Anyway it's a lame joke : sorry could not resist
<strong>
Gather round people, wherever you roam.
Witness a man, who's never pulled in his life.
</strong><hr></blockquote>
Macfenian,
I'm doing fine, thanks. I've had my share of girlfriends.
Besides, every woman knows Irish men love their alcohol more than their women
jchen,
this was probably the worst place for you to ask that question.
all in good fun.
peace out
- trowa
The Internet isn't the place to ask such questions.
? ask your friends
? your brothers and/or/neither sisters
? mom & dad
? teacher
oh hell, I'm just giving advice myself... <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
<strong>The Internet isn't the place to ask such questions.
? ask your friends
? your brothers and/or/neither sisters
? mom & dad
? teacher</strong><hr></blockquote>
Or just ask the girl if she wants to go out somewhere sometime. Jeez. It's not rocket science.
Whatever it is, it ain't rocket science.
<strong>Make sure she knows how desirable you are. Reinforce that Americans are superior to the British and thus you are a better catch than those other bloody bastards. This will make you very attractive in her eyes. Be sure to insult British cooking, the royal family and in particular, David Beckham. Speaking of Beckham, remember, that the British are most proud of the Spice Girls and if you adore them that will help her fall in love with you. And whatever you do, don't call her brilliant. The British never use the world brilliant because it is considered the worst insult possible. Kinda like bad can be good in America, while the same sort of reversal applies to the world brilliant. Just tell her she is not brilliant in the least to be on the safe side.</strong><hr></blockquote>
This is excellent advice.
<strong>
Besides, every woman knows Irish men love their alcohol more than their women
</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
Not as much as English women love getting pissed up on alcohol and jumping Irish men!
Play up on the cultural differences (English women are suckers for an accent!) and go with the flow.
Be yourself if you can see a future with this girl, if not then bullshit her as much as you like.
Ask her about her upbringing and get a few hints on things she enjoys and find out about these things.
If all else fails, find a good strip club, bound to be plenty of English girls to meet there
<strong>Please. Here's how to pick up any girl: just ask her a question, and zone out while she talks. Occasionally mutter or grunt, throw out an oh no, or wow, great, and furrow your forehead every once in a while. You don't even have to listen, just let them talk and you'll come out looking like a big sweetheart. Whatever you do, don't talk puppy-dogs and ice cream because it will end up on the friendship tip.
That's it.
lol</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> Not everyone looks like you, Gambit. But really, that's an awesome tip about what not to talk about...
<strong>
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
Not as much as English women love getting pissed up on alcohol and jumping Irish men!
Play up on the cultural differences (English women are suckers for an accent!) and go with the flow.
Be yourself if you can see a future with this girl, if not then bullshit her as much as you like.
Ask her about her upbringing and get a few hints on things she enjoys and find out about these things.
If all else fails, find a good strip club, bound to be plenty of English girls to meet there
Great Irish minds think alike
I'm doing fine, thanks. I've had my share of girlfriends.
Besides, every woman knows Irish men love their alcohol more than their women <hr></blockquote>
Not true. There is nothing better than coming home from the pub, with a quick stop at the Indian take away, and getting in to bed with who ever it is you love this week and breathe in her face for about a minute and a half. I would be more graphic but I wouldn't want to disgust you all
<strong>
Or just ask the girl if she wants to go out somewhere sometime. Jeez. It's not rocket science.
Don't listen to her..she's one of them
We all know that being direct can only end up in embarrassment.
Stalk her for a while - find out everything about her. If you have a relative in the police force let him do a check up on her. Then break in to her house and take a picture of her while she's sleeping. Stick it to her front door and write "I'm watching you" on the back. Then get a friend to chase her some night and then deck him. You'll be the hero and she'll be yours.
It'll work - I do it all the time.
since none of us know you,really,"just be youself" might actually be the worst advise we could give you.
on the other hand, your position will be stronger vis-a-vis a british chick if you have the following credentials:
-possess an American passport
-dont have any Irish blood in you
-express wonderment at why so many british men have an infantile obsession with large breasts
-pronounce french very badly (on purpose)
-ability to walk out of a relationship very cooly
the above do work. guaranteed.
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<strong>-express wonderment at why so many british men have an infantile obsession with large breasts
</strong><hr></blockquote>
You mean to say this isn't a world wide phenomenon
Who can possibly resist a heaving pair of succulent creamy white orbs overflowing with... sorry, I need to find some tissues to clean things up. <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />
[ 11-16-2002: Message edited by: RodUK ]</p>
or try a japanese girl, really great, good fights
[ 11-16-2002: Message edited by: gar ]</p>
<strong>...
or try a japanese girl, really great, good fights</strong><hr></blockquote>
really?