How to pick up British girls?

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  • Reply 41 of 90
    [quote]dont have any Irish blood in you<hr></blockquote>



    Ha! Au contraire mon ami. English girls,and Scottish and Welsh for that matter, love (I say LOVE) Irish men. It's partially because of the accent and partially to shock their daddies.
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  • Reply 42 of 90
    I love Irish women-I can't stay away.
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  • Reply 43 of 90
    I don't think Brit girls are going to be too much different than American girls when it comes to impressing them.



    If you try too hard, you'll just look like a clown. That's why email is great. It's casual. Here's a clipping from an email I sent to some friends who were looking for some advice along the same lines. (of course, I included the email I sent to the girl to them, but you won't get so lucky)



    Send Email:

    1) Modest Flattery never hurts

    2) Politeness is generally favorable

    3) Don't give her a choice aside from "No." Since the girl-code prevents direct responses like "no," you're in like Flint unless she's a contrarian. Though you do have to make a neutral or even sour situation favorable once you're there. Enter wine.

    4) Girls don't like to make decisions about social affairs with men/guys/boys even if it's merely friendly. That's why you have to plan the date/event and not give her much of a choice about it.





    As Jonathan can attest, it has worked for me. As a matter of fact. . . now we're getting a bit personal . . . I've gotten dates with a really uptight girl who's in the middle of a relationship with another guy. That's about as hard as it's going to get.



    The Rx-7 also helps.



    [ 11-16-2002: Message edited by: Splinemodel ]</p>
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  • Reply 44 of 90
    I always avoid that type-not that I care about morality,but I do care about my own sanity.
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  • Reply 45 of 90
    bellebelle Posts: 1,574member
    [quote]Originally posted by Splinemodel:

    <strong>Send Email:

    1) Modest Flattery never hurts

    2) Politeness is generally favorable

    3) Don't give her a choice aside from "No." Since the girl-code prevents direct responses like "no," you're in like Flint unless she's a contrarian. Though you do have to make a neutral or even sour situation favorable once you're there. Enter wine.

    4) Girls don't like to make decisions about social affairs with men/guys/boys even if it's merely friendly. That's why you have to plan the date/event and not give her much of a choice about it.



    As Jonathan can attest, it has worked for me.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    You're dating Jonathan?!?



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  • Reply 46 of 90
    zozo Posts: 3,117member
    my experience with British girls has been horrible. Horrible in bed and their hygene was apaling.. and they were met in normal places... nothing that would suggest they would be so... iwwww.



    Another friend told me that I shouldnt waste my time anymore with British chicks unless they come from Manchester. Also Irish chicks are supposed to be great.



    With that said, have fun
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  • Reply 47 of 90
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick1138:

    <strong>I always avoid that type-not that I care about morality,but I do care about my own sanity.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Hah hah. The extra challenge makes it so much more fun, though. Plus, in this special case, I think it's worth it. Carpe Diem.
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  • Reply 48 of 90
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by ZO:

    <strong>my experience with British girls has been horrible. Horrible in bed and their hygene was apaling.. and they were met in normal places... nothing that would suggest they would be so... iwwww.</strong><hr></blockquote>



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  • Reply 49 of 90
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    One thing is sure guys, it's not with poetry that you are going to catch girls . <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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  • Reply 50 of 90
    With Irish you can-they are highly literate.





    [quote]Also Irish chicks are supposed to be great.<hr></blockquote>



    They are.Come to my hometown in the summer-hundreds of Irish girls.A lot of Russians too.
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  • Reply 51 of 90
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick1138:

    <strong>With Irish you can-they are highly literate.









    They are.Come to my hometown in the summer-hundreds of Irish girls.A lot of Russians too.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Ahh, Russian chicks. That accent drives me wild.
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  • Reply 52 of 90
    I'm hitting on a Russian girl right now.She works at the pharmacy and I conveniently have a burn that requires a lot of bandages and cream etc.



    [ 11-17-2002: Message edited by: Rick1138 ]</p>
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  • Reply 53 of 90
    rodukroduk Posts: 706member
    [quote]Originally posted by ZO:

    <strong>my experience with British girls has been horrible. Horrible in bed and their hygene was apaling.. and they were met in normal places... nothing that would suggest they would be so... iwwww.

    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    That?s funny because they had some pretty uncomplimentary things to say about you.



    BTW, has that pus-like discharge cleared up yet?
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  • Reply 54 of 90
    [quote]She works at the pharmacy and I conveniently have a burn that requires a lot of bandages and cream etc.<hr></blockquote>



    You know, most girls don't get very excited by the prospect of catching an STD. Perhaps you should have kept the burn to yourself.
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  • Reply 55 of 90
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick1138:

    With Irish you can-they are highly literate.<hr></blockquote>



    I hate having to be the one to inform you mate but it only seems like that because the Irish girls you meet are mostly college girls working their summer hols in the U.S.



    MiMac can back me up on this when I tell you that there is a vast amount of girls in Dublin and Cork that are anything but literate.



    Once you've heard one say "BJazus ANTO! What the fook are yous on abowet ya fookin spanner!" or "Your wan over thehar is a fockin slapper like, she keeps lookin at ya! C'mere till I bate'r!"



    Doesn't make them less nice or fun to be around of course but they're not exactly shining lights.



    There's won who works the bar in my local and I'm telling ya, if she never spoke a decent word in her life I could still marry her.
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  • Reply 56 of 90
    [quote]Originally posted by Powerdoc:

    <strong>One thing is sure guys, it's not with poetry that you are going to catch girls . <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    What you mean? I even spoke French there for a second!
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  • Reply 57 of 90
    [quote]Originally posted by ZO:

    Another friend told me that I shouldnt waste my time anymore with British chicks unless they come from Manchester. Also Irish chicks are supposed to be great.<hr></blockquote>



    Yes - Manchester. Imagine being on top of one of those and all of a sudden she decides to talk?! Have you ever heard a Manc accent? That will turn you off on the spot! It's like Daphne from Frasier - or Coronation Street.



    You'd be like - glad you're enjoying it honey but...shut up!



    One thing I will say for Irish girls, they are the most loyal girls in the world. An Irish girl when single parties hard but when you have one for a girlfriend she will stick by you through anything.



    There are of course many more good trades the women here have but loyalty is definitely one of their best trade.



    In the North, men are also very loyal, but that's a different story
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  • Reply 58 of 90
    [quote]Once you've heard one say "BJazus ANTO! What the fook are yous on abowet ya fookin spanner!" or "Your wan over thehar is a fockin slapper like, she keeps lookin at ya! C'mere till I bate'r!" <hr></blockquote>



    I can detect a Cork accent anywhere.I'm comparing Irish college girls to American college girls.Generally American women do not read anything unless they are required to,and the exceptions to that almost always are of Irish decent.
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  • Reply 59 of 90
    I'm dating a Thai girl atm. Though she speaks fluent Thai and Lao, I KNOW when she's talking about me with her parents (yeah the snickering laughter and finger pointing would give it away <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> )
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  • Reply 60 of 90
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by macfenian:

    <strong>



    What you mean? I even spoke French there for a second! </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yes and i was impressed .



    And i was not a king of poetry too, luckily nearly no one understand what i said.
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