On stage, Tim will call Siri and she will jump out of his iPhone.....with all her clothes on !!
And Tim will yell, "iCloud is secure.... iCloud us secure...."
That would be historic !!
He historically fires the iCloud team. And historically re-introduces the 5S as the new iPhone. "Same as last year, suckers" he says historically. Cook then storms historically off the stage saying "he was done with this bollocks", historically using bad language for the first time for an Apple CEO onstage; and then "Who needs this shit anyway. I'm rich enough. For ****'s sake learn proper passwords. What are we? Miracle workers?"
The historic event then descends into chaos until Shiller comes on and brings order by introducing a new airport express in black and pink.
Good grief, this announcement is starting to sound absolutely massive. Apple has never said anything like "historic" in any of their announcements...
It'd be funny if it was just a reversible USB Type A connector and a special iPod Touch U2 Edition. ;)
Everyone would be so "disappointed," especially the self-important tech bloggers who think the world of their opinions. If Apple under-delivers, they will never live it down.
Waiting for what, a phone too large to be used as a phone? Should’ve bought Android for that. You could have even had terrible software to go with it. When you want a useless device, you want the whole package.
Source?
Nope, those rumors are fake! I mean an iPhone 4 -like announcement, if I wanted a phone the size of Shamesung galaxy siii i'd rather Buy a tablet, don't get me wrong I like large-size displays but the siii is clearly not the solution
Could be the "historic" announcement has more to do with their digital cash integration.
I think you're onto something there.
I'm inclined to be a little more literal.
The historic announcement will be that Apple have admitted defeat and have decided to turn into a museum. Having seen the Blackberry Passport, Cook has realised that the square juggernaut can't be stopped, and has decided to bow out gracefully.
Perhaps ABC garbled of the headline. Perhaps it is supposed to be a hysterical day, not a historical day.
With Apple you never know. It may be both. They have been lacking on the innovation front since 2010. So maybe they are due for something groundbreaking.
Waiting for what, a phone too large to be used as a phone? Should’ve bought Android for that. You could have even had terrible software to go with it. When you want a useless device, you want the whole package.
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My advice? Crack open a beer, make love to your wife, go for a walk in the woods.
Just not all at the same time.
Love it! ????
Please don't stop with the silly scenarios! ????
Last call for iphone and iwatch rumors. The watch won't actually be smart at all, it'll be an ordinary watch.
Liquidmetal FTW.
Because that's the only way to get mobile internet, plus we still need to make a phone call now and then.
That's okay.
It's probably no bad thing if AI has a resident miseryguts.
Nope, those rumors are fake! I mean an iPhone 4 -like announcement, if I wanted a phone the size of Shamesung galaxy siii i'd rather Buy a tablet, don't get me wrong I like large-size displays but the siii is clearly not the solution
Perhaps Apple will retire and donate their assets to Samsung as a gesture of goodwill for Samsung's ceaseless innovation.
Your comment made me think of hell freezing over…
So the iPad does it without the telephony via magic?
I'm inclined to be a little more literal.
The historic announcement will be that Apple have admitted defeat and have decided to turn into a museum. Having seen the Blackberry Passport, Cook has realised that the square juggernaut can't be stopped, and has decided to bow out gracefully.
Oh aye? Are they expecting?
Perhaps ABC garbled of the headline. Perhaps it is supposed to be a hysterical day, not a historical day.
With Apple you never know. It may be both. They have been lacking on the innovation front since 2010. So maybe they are due for something groundbreaking.
No they just connect to the internet because nobody is interested in using the iPad to make phone calls on a regular basis.
Flying cars. Apple builds the first anti-gravity engine and first warp drive.
Need a uterus to be hysterical. ????
I'm excited for the new Macs!
Oh aye? Are they expecting?
Yup.