they are two different things actually but not really...it's more of an evolution of words thing
chode and choad
as I understand it, choad meant penis, but, given the similarity to toad, it's adapted form became more like "a toad-like penis" and from that, it evolved to mean a penis that is as fat as it is long, or fatter than it is long.
I heard the word choad used a couple times in various parts of the country during the 90s referring to the spot between the balls and the poopchute. I was actually surprised a few months ago when I first heard it used to refer to a penis. Since alt.tasteless is the source for the choad=penis definition, I have a feeling this is one of those times where the new (or old?) definition is now being spread over the internet.
I think, that we can talk about this stuff without superfluous giggles and stupid comments shows something about the maturity of this board.
seriously though, that's why I come back here personally(back on-topic )
This forum is far more mature than all the forums I've ever been to, sure there are some square pegs and some rough edges, but, generally speaking, people here are mature and thoughtful, could be the demographic, certainly the PC users that show up from time to time aren't nearly as thoughtful.
She slid it out, and popped it onto her NIPPLE. [...]
I know what a nipple is.
Sheesh!
Thanks for clearing this up. It is not the anatomy, or the clothing that threw me, just the sentence structure way back in that earlier post...
At least we can agree on the beauty of big and pointy nipples ? although I am open to variations in preferences on this score. Actually, the overall size of breasts themselves does not matter much to me. A woman who I used to see, many years ago, had tiny breasts that I thought were absolutely beautiful (including gorgeous, large, cherry-red nipples), but she was quite embarrassed by her overall breast size and never fully believed that I found them attractive. Sad. The only breasts that I almost never find attractive to look at are those with implants. They look like they have been inflated and the shape is never quite right. Not sexy at all. My advice to women is to appreciate your breasts the way they are ? there is likely to be a guy (or more) who also appreciates them.
Just offer to pay for dinner. It's nice. I actually like paying for dinner.
Unless I'm broke, and then I won't pay for dinner, not this time. By then it's your turn anyway, dagnabbit.
If you can't pay for dinner either then we won't go out for dinner. We'll stay in. Until you can pay for dinner and then you can buy me dinner.
And if you won't buy me dinner after all those nice dinners I bought you, then you won't be invited out to dinner with me again in a hurry and this is clearly your loss, you stomach-dwelling parasite.
But seriously. It's just dinner.
Or nipples, or whatever. Anyway, I still like most of you.
Hi Hassan -
Just wanted to say that I always enjoy your posts. They are a pleasure to read for the quality of the language as well as the content. Your personality comes through quite uniquely in each message.
You sound like a phenomenal chef, too.
I haven't heard anyone say 'dagnabit' for aeons! What a great word.
Carol
PS This is a post of 'verbal praise'. We teachers get in the habit of administering verbal praise whenever it is warranted. I am in the 'verbal praise mode' today, it seems.
Just wanted to say that I always enjoy your posts. They are a pleasure to read for the quality of the language as well as the content. Your personality comes through quite uniquely in each message.
You sound like a phenomenal chef, too.
I haven't heard anyone say 'dagnabit' for aeons! What a great word.
Carol
PS This is a post of 'verbal praise'. We teachers get in the habit of administering verbal praise whenever it is warranted. I am in the 'verbal praise mode' today, it seems.
That's such a good habit. You're a good teacher yes you are! Yes you are!
I thought what you said was clear from the beginning. Were you like 18 when you did that? Just wondering...
I put money in a stripper's G-string, too. He came out on stage dressed as a motorcycle cop, with white helmet, dark shades, high black leather boots, tight-fitting motorcycle cop pants. heh.
I've had a thing (mentally) for police officers ever since. The last time I was stopped, the officer's name was 'John'. What a sweetie he was, with his medium brown hair and blue eyes. He didn't even give me a ticket for running that red light, because it had just been installed the day before. Like I said, he was a sweetie.
Actually, the overall size of breasts themselves does not matter much to me. A woman who I used to see, many years ago, had tiny breasts that I thought were absolutely beautiful (including gorgeous, large, cherry-red nipples), but she was quite embarrassed by her overall breast size and never fully believed that I found them attractive. Sad. The only breasts that I almost never find attractive to look at are those with implants. They look like they have been inflated and the shape is never quite right. Not sexy at all. My advice to women is to appreciate your breasts the way they are ? there is likely to be a guy (or more) who also appreciates them.
Chinney, for future reference, this is the line you use on women who are paranoid about having small breasts:
"Baby, anything that doesn't fit in a champagne glass is just a waste." (obviously while caressing said breasts adoringly)
. The only breasts that I almost never find attractive to look at are those with implants. They look like they have been inflated and the shape is never quite right. Not sexy at all. My advice to women is to appreciate your breasts the way they are ? there is likely to be a guy (or more) who also appreciates them.
I have to disagree with that.
BTW in europe we put smaller implant than in USA. US people love bigger breast than those implanted in Europe. The more the implant is big, the more unnatural is the shape.
The most difficult part of breast enlargement surgery, is the correct choice of the implant. (correct diameter and projection).
I have a lot of public (and not only man) when i do breast enlargement surgery.
Saying to a woman or to anybody to appreciate his anatomy the way it is, is a waste of time. If somepeople is unhappy with his anatomy, you won't change his mind. I have refused one a breast enlargement on a pretty young woman, with very nice breasts. I say to her that she has pretty breasts, and that it would be a shame to enlarge them. I don't know if she followed my advice, or if she find an another plastic surgeon.
Chinney, for future reference, this is the line you use on women who are paranoid about having small breasts:
"Baby, anything that doesn't fit in a champagne glass is just a waste." (obviously while caressing said breasts adoringly)
Guaranteed swoon material.
I think women with really small breasts should get implants. Why go through life small when you can do something about it?
I don't actually know anyone with implants, though. Mainly because I only know one person with really small breasts - my ex sister-in-law. Never bothered her in the least, however.
On a side note, personally I just hate it when anyone calls me 'baby'. It's so impersonal/generic, and you can just imagine that particular guy saying it to every single girl he has ever made love to. Saves him the trouble of actually calling her by her given name. Almost any other word would be better: sugar, sweetie, etc. But NOT "Baby"!
I don't mean to come down on you, Chester. I just thought I'd throw that in for the benefit of guys in general. I would imagine that there are other females who hate that word too.
I think women with really small breasts should get implants. Why go through life small when you can do something about it?
I don't actually know anyone with implants, though. Mainly because I only know one person with really small breasts - my ex sister-in-law. Never bothered her in the least, however.
On a side note, personally I just hate it when anyone calls me 'baby'. It's so impersonal/generic, and you can just imagine that particular guy saying it to every single girl he has ever made love to. Saves him the trouble of actually calling her by her given name. Almost any other word would be better: sugar, sweetie, etc. But NOT "Baby"!
I don't mean to come down on you, Chester. I just thought I'd throw that in for the benefit of guys in general. I would imagine that there are other females who hate that word too.
Speaking of breast and Baby, i think that the word baby is more appropriate to discribe the man ...
I think women with really small breasts should get implants. Why go through life small when you can do something about it?
I don't actually know anyone with implants, though. Mainly because I only know one person with really small breasts - my ex sister-in-law. Never bothered her in the least, however.
On a side note, personally I just hate it when anyone calls me 'baby'. It's so impersonal/generic, and you can just imagine that particular guy saying it to every single girl he has ever made love to. Saves him the trouble of actually calling her by her given name. Almost any other word would be better: sugar, sweetie, etc. But NOT "Baby"!
I don't mean to come down on you, Chester. I just thought I'd throw that in for the benefit of guys in general. I would imagine that there are other females who hate that word too.
I don't feel like you're coming down on me Carol. And yeah, I used to hate the baby thing too because it seemed to reduce the woman to a childlike role. But then I discovered if somebody's a good enough f*** it really doesn't matter. And as far as size goes, what's done with them has always seemed more pertinent to me.
But I have to say, I always feel really sorry for people who aren't comfortable in their own skin.
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chode and choad
as I understand it, choad meant penis, but, given the similarity to toad, it's adapted form became more like "a toad-like penis" and from that, it evolved to mean a penis that is as fat as it is long, or fatter than it is long.
but neither is a taint.
also:
http://www.turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=1323
(after www.m-w.com and www.dictionary.com of course
Originally posted by giant
I'm just pointing out that it has been used so long that way that folks have spawned new phrases off of it.
such is language
Originally posted by Wrong Robot
such is language
yup.
Originally posted by Kickaha
Are you kidding? 99% of the members posting would be barred!
Your right.
Adulthood is meant to be synonymous with intellect, maturity & general life experience.
But this site goes counter to such intuition.
It should be a study in classic sociology.
Aqua
seriously though, that's why I come back here personally(back on-topic
This forum is far more mature than all the forums I've ever been to, sure there are some square pegs and some rough edges, but, generally speaking, people here are mature and thoughtful, could be the demographic, certainly the PC users that show up from time to time aren't nearly as thoughtful.
Originally posted by murbot
Jesus christ you guys.
G-string...
[...]
She let me put the paper money there.
She slid it out, and popped it onto her NIPPLE. [...]
I know what a nipple is.
Sheesh!
Thanks for clearing this up. It is not the anatomy, or the clothing that threw me, just the sentence structure way back in that earlier post...
At least we can agree on the beauty of big and pointy nipples ? although I am open to variations in preferences on this score. Actually, the overall size of breasts themselves does not matter much to me. A woman who I used to see, many years ago, had tiny breasts that I thought were absolutely beautiful (including gorgeous, large, cherry-red nipples), but she was quite embarrassed by her overall breast size and never fully believed that I found them attractive. Sad. The only breasts that I almost never find attractive to look at are those with implants. They look like they have been inflated and the shape is never quite right. Not sexy at all. My advice to women is to appreciate your breasts the way they are ? there is likely to be a guy (or more) who also appreciates them.
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
Just offer to pay for dinner. It's nice. I actually like paying for dinner.
Unless I'm broke, and then I won't pay for dinner, not this time. By then it's your turn anyway, dagnabbit.
If you can't pay for dinner either then we won't go out for dinner. We'll stay in. Until you can pay for dinner and then you can buy me dinner.
And if you won't buy me dinner after all those nice dinners I bought you, then you won't be invited out to dinner with me again in a hurry and this is clearly your loss, you stomach-dwelling parasite.
But seriously. It's just dinner.
Or nipples, or whatever. Anyway, I still like most of you.
Hi Hassan -
Just wanted to say that I always enjoy your posts. They are a pleasure to read for the quality of the language as well as the content. Your personality comes through quite uniquely in each message.
You sound like a phenomenal chef, too.
I haven't heard anyone say 'dagnabit' for aeons! What a great word.
Carol
PS This is a post of 'verbal praise'. We teachers get in the habit of administering verbal praise whenever it is warranted.
Originally posted by Carol A
Hi Hassan -
Just wanted to say that I always enjoy your posts. They are a pleasure to read for the quality of the language as well as the content. Your personality comes through quite uniquely in each message.
You sound like a phenomenal chef, too.
I haven't heard anyone say 'dagnabit' for aeons! What a great word.
Carol
PS This is a post of 'verbal praise'. We teachers get in the habit of administering verbal praise whenever it is warranted.
That's such a good habit. You're a good teacher yes you are! Yes you are!
Originally posted by murbot
(but I still love you guys)
Hi honey (
I thought what you said was clear from the beginning. Were you like 18 when you did that? Just wondering...
I put money in a stripper's G-string, too. He came out on stage dressed as a motorcycle cop, with white helmet, dark shades, high black leather boots, tight-fitting motorcycle cop pants. heh.
I've had a thing (mentally) for police officers ever since. The last time I was stopped, the officer's name was 'John'. What a sweetie he was, with his medium brown hair and blue eyes. He didn't even give me a ticket for running that red light, because it had just been installed the day before. Like I said, he was a sweetie.
Originally posted by Chinney
Actually, the overall size of breasts themselves does not matter much to me. A woman who I used to see, many years ago, had tiny breasts that I thought were absolutely beautiful (including gorgeous, large, cherry-red nipples), but she was quite embarrassed by her overall breast size and never fully believed that I found them attractive. Sad. The only breasts that I almost never find attractive to look at are those with implants. They look like they have been inflated and the shape is never quite right. Not sexy at all. My advice to women is to appreciate your breasts the way they are ? there is likely to be a guy (or more) who also appreciates them.
Chinney, for future reference, this is the line you use on women who are paranoid about having small breasts:
"Baby, anything that doesn't fit in a champagne glass is just a waste." (obviously while caressing said breasts adoringly)
Guaranteed swoon material.
Originally posted by Chinney
. The only breasts that I almost never find attractive to look at are those with implants. They look like they have been inflated and the shape is never quite right. Not sexy at all. My advice to women is to appreciate your breasts the way they are ? there is likely to be a guy (or more) who also appreciates them.
I have to disagree with that.
BTW in europe we put smaller implant than in USA. US people love bigger breast than those implanted in Europe. The more the implant is big, the more unnatural is the shape.
The most difficult part of breast enlargement surgery, is the correct choice of the implant. (correct diameter and projection).
I have a lot of public (and not only man) when i do breast enlargement surgery.
Saying to a woman or to anybody to appreciate his anatomy the way it is, is a waste of time. If somepeople is unhappy with his anatomy, you won't change his mind. I have refused one a breast enlargement on a pretty young woman, with very nice breasts. I say to her that she has pretty breasts, and that it would be a shame to enlarge them. I don't know if she followed my advice, or if she find an another plastic surgeon.
Originally posted by crazychester
Chinney, for future reference, this is the line you use on women who are paranoid about having small breasts:
"Baby, anything that doesn't fit in a champagne glass is just a waste." (obviously while caressing said breasts adoringly)
Guaranteed swoon material.
I think women with really small breasts should get implants. Why go through life small when you can do something about it?
I don't actually know anyone with implants, though. Mainly because I only know one person with really small breasts - my ex sister-in-law. Never bothered her in the least, however.
On a side note, personally I just hate it when anyone calls me 'baby'. It's so impersonal/generic, and you can just imagine that particular guy saying it to every single girl he has ever made love to. Saves him the trouble of actually calling her by her given name. Almost any other word would be better: sugar, sweetie, etc. But NOT "Baby"!
I don't mean to come down on you, Chester. I just thought I'd throw that in for the benefit of guys in general. I would imagine that there are other females who hate that word too.
Originally posted by Carol A
I think women with really small breasts should get implants. Why go through life small when you can do something about it?
I don't actually know anyone with implants, though. Mainly because I only know one person with really small breasts - my ex sister-in-law. Never bothered her in the least, however.
On a side note, personally I just hate it when anyone calls me 'baby'. It's so impersonal/generic, and you can just imagine that particular guy saying it to every single girl he has ever made love to. Saves him the trouble of actually calling her by her given name. Almost any other word would be better: sugar, sweetie, etc. But NOT "Baby"!
I don't mean to come down on you, Chester. I just thought I'd throw that in for the benefit of guys in general. I would imagine that there are other females who hate that word too.
Speaking of breast and Baby, i think that the word baby is more appropriate to discribe the man ...
Originally posted by Powerdoc
Speaking of breast and Baby, i think that the word baby is more appropriate to discribe the man ...
Good point, Powerdoc.
Originally posted by Carol A
I think women with really small breasts should get implants. Why go through life small when you can do something about it?
I don't actually know anyone with implants, though. Mainly because I only know one person with really small breasts - my ex sister-in-law. Never bothered her in the least, however.
On a side note, personally I just hate it when anyone calls me 'baby'. It's so impersonal/generic, and you can just imagine that particular guy saying it to every single girl he has ever made love to. Saves him the trouble of actually calling her by her given name. Almost any other word would be better: sugar, sweetie, etc. But NOT "Baby"!
I don't mean to come down on you, Chester. I just thought I'd throw that in for the benefit of guys in general. I would imagine that there are other females who hate that word too.
I don't feel like you're coming down on me Carol. And yeah, I used to hate the baby thing too because it seemed to reduce the woman to a childlike role. But then I discovered if somebody's a good enough f*** it really doesn't matter. And as far as size goes, what's done with them has always seemed more pertinent to me.
But I have to say, I always feel really sorry for people who aren't comfortable in their own skin.