I *will* be merciful eventually...but only after a suitable amount of groveling.
(...or 'grovelling', as you guys probably write.)
(I used to use British spelling during my months on the beeb. But I gave that up when I came back to American boards. However, I still use British punctuation in any forum where Europeans, etc., are present.)
P.S. What kind of dancing do you do, if you don't mind my asking?
No worries. It was worth it to see Kickaha duck and cover. Personally, I think you should be thinking in terms of months. I'll be happy to to do my bit and set him up for a kill at every available opportunity until you feel enough is enough. Just give me the word.
I guess you'll be wanting to add Luca to the list (he never once offered me any popcorn). Anybody else? murbot? Just for the hell of it.
Ah groveling and grovelling. There it is, Red line of doom. Goddamn Safari won't recognize (note the 'Z') the Queen's English. It drives me mad.
Chester glares at Mac.
Mac glares back at Chester.
We both sit here glaring at each other.
Chester relents, "Awww I can never be mad at you for long."
The Mac smiles smugly.
(Bastard!)
Dance. Classical ballet (primarily), Tap (think of that more as music tho'), Jazz (how I make my bread and butter these days), Hip Hop/Street Funk (slouching doesn't come naturally to a ballerina but we "move" with the times - more bread, more butter), Contemporary (if somebody holds a gun to my head).
Am I going to the Playfair thread? No way, Jose. I'm going to bed.
I need to be primed for the forthcoming "Git Kickaha" Campaign ("et al").
I told you it was going to be one of those threads. But nobody ever listens to me. (I never know what goddamn smilie to use.)
How many people here have time to take a shower in the morning?
Normally I try to sleep as much as possible so I don't have time for a shower in the morning.
To me it makes sens to take one before you sleep so you keep your bed clean
I went to bed at midnight last night. Woke up at 7:00 before my alarm went off, and writhed around in bed, semi-awake, for about 20 minutes before getting up. I didn't have to leave until 9:15 if I wanted to get to my class on time, so I had plenty of time. Only eight minutes elapsed from when I left my room and when I came back after showering. It really doesn't take much time so I shower often. At least once a day, in the morning. Actually, what I don't understand is why some people take so damn long in the shower. I took eight minutes to walk to the shower, hang up my towel, wash up, dry off, and then walk back to my room. Probably only took me about four or five minutes to actually shower. There was someone in the other shower stall when I walked in, and they were still showering when I left the bathroom. One time I went in, went to the bathroom, washed my hands, brushed and flossed my teeth, shaved, then took a shower, and the entire time there was someone in the other shower stall. They were still there when I left. I don't know why it would take you 15 or 20 minutes to take a shower, but some people do that.
I used to take really fast showers, like really fast because our old house had one of those Italian water heaters on top of the bath tub and also simply because we couldn't afford the thing to be always on. Later when we moved I took relatively short showers because my parents would get angry with me because of wasting water.
But now in College, heh...I've taken (I think) 30 minute showers. I feel like the shower is a place where I can think straight for some reason. If I'm stuck on schoolwork, I usually go in the shower and think about it, and it works.
hmm... I think I'll go take a shower right now.
you know what? I think they're kinda addictive once you start showering frequently.
Kickaha enters, stage left, with smug look on face.
Chester pirouettes back on from stage right, large machete protruding from side of head. She casts a sideways glance at murbot briefly wondering why it took over 3 pages for him to come up with a masturbation reference, notes that Carol isn't around so her services aren't currently required here, decides she'd much rather see Eugene dead anyway (especially while she's got this machete handy) and pirouettes back off, existing stage right.
You can have the machete back when I'm finished with it.
I don't understand people that shower longer than 15 or 20 minutes, either. Personally 15 seems obscene at that point. It's especially been bad in the suite-style dorms here on campus; there's one jerk next door who enjoys spending almost 45 minutes in the bathroom ---- almost 40 of that being IN THE SHOWER. I've almost gotten mad enough to put a sign in the room saying "if it's 8:00 a.m. or later don't take 40 minute showers, PLEASE!" But I let the anger die down...and I've managed to beat the idiot a few times. Many times, though, he manages to get in right @ 8 and do his thing until almost 9.
I'm not wrong to be mad at the person, am I? P.S. If you're wondering why we can't be in the bathroom at once, it's because these people are so insecure with themselves that they never go in without locking both sides....another pet peeve of mine, but oh well.
P.P.S. -- I shower every day; and was thinking about this exact topic since I'll be in Germany next fall. I plan to continue with the "daily" thing, though....
um, he's taking a 40 min. shower, and locking both doors?
i doubt that has anything to do with being "insecure".
that guy's definately beating off. probably doesn't want someone coming in and ruining it for him. takes 40 min. already, you start walking in and out of there and he'll be in until the hot water runs out.
Is it true that international students are not assigned a person of the opposite gender to shower with at their college orientation? I'd always heard a rumor that they did not include foreigners in your standard intergender showering program out of respect for other cultures. Maybe that's why you're not understanding American college students proclivity for showers stevegongrui. You see, every American male freshman is paired up with a young nubile coed with which to shower. Naturally you want to shower with your shower partner everyday. Who wouldn't want to start the morning off rubbing down a young 18 year old lass's taut flesh? You, confidently reaching around from behind to soap up her firm mounds of mammary flesh which yearn to be carressed and possessed in your eager hands. Pressing your turgid loins against her oh so wet body as the smell of her lilac flavored shampoo mingles with the scent of her womanhood in full bloom. Feeling her soft hands and sharp fingernails grasping to pull you closer to her as her breathing grows faster and heavier while you both approach the moment of.....
Anyway, that's what all Americans do when they shower and that's why we shower so often. But since international students don't get that privilige I guess you are shit outta luck. Best to shower every other day and spend the time saved on the day which you don't shower lamenting your poor fortune in not having a female shower buddy like most of the other students at your school do.
Is it true that international students are not assigned a person of the opposite gender to shower with at their college orientation? I'd always heard a rumor that they did not include foreigners in your standard intergender showering program out of respect for other cultures. Maybe that's why you're not understanding American college students proclivity for showers stevegongrui. You see, every American male freshman is paired up with a young nubile coed with which to shower. Naturally you want to shower with your shower partner everyday. Who wouldn't want to start the morning off rubbing down a young 18 year old lass's taut flesh? You, confidently reaching around from behind to soap up her firm mounds of mammary flesh which yearn to be carressed and possessed in your eager hands. Pressing your turgid loins against her oh so wet body as the smell of her lilac flavored shampoo mingles with the scent of her womanhood in full bloom. Feeling her soft hands and sharp fingernails grasping to pull you closer to her as her breathing grows faster and heavier while you both approach the moment of.....
Anyway, that's what all Americans do when they shower and that's why we shower so often. But since international students don't get that privilige I guess you are shit outta luck. Best to shower every other day and spend the time saved on the day which you don't shower lamenting your poor fortune in not having a female shower buddy like most of the other students at your school do.
Is it true that international students are not assigned a person of the opposite gender to shower with at their college orientation? I'd always heard a rumor that they did not include foreigners in your standard intergender showering program out of respect for other cultures. Maybe that's why you're not understanding American college students proclivity for showers stevegongrui. You see, every American male freshman is paired up with a young nubile coed with which to shower. Naturally you want to shower with your shower partner everyday. Who wouldn't want to start the morning off rubbing down a young 18 year old lass's taut flesh? You, confidently reaching around from behind to soap up her firm mounds of mammary flesh which yearn to be carressed and possessed in your eager hands. Pressing your turgid loins against her oh so wet body as the smell of her lilac flavored shampoo mingles with the scent of her womanhood in full bloom. Feeling her soft hands and sharp fingernails grasping to pull you closer to her as her breathing grows faster and heavier while you both approach the moment of.....
Anyway, that's what all Americans do when they shower and that's why we shower so often. But since international students don't get that privilige I guess you are shit outta luck. Best to shower every other day and spend the time saved on the day which you don't shower lamenting your poor fortune in not having a female shower buddy like most of the other students at your school do.
From now on I will be one of the generic NoVa® people...
(nah, I'm in a dorm with american kids and our showers are male only. maybe they're all batty boys?)
No worries. It was worth it to see Kickaha duck and cover. Personally, I think you should be thinking in terms of months. I'll be happy to to do my bit and set him up for a kill at every available opportunity until you feel enough is enough. Just give me the word.
Nah, months'd be much too long. Kicks is a sweetie-pie, and he only got my knickers in a twist for about five actual minutes. Plus, ten minutes for sulking and pouting is about my limit anyway. So I guess he is forgiven. Thanks for the offer, though. I'll definitely keep it in mind for future altercations.
What's weird is that I had NO idea you were female. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years from your posts. The name 'Chester' does tend to throw one off, you must admit. Is that what you intended?
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I guess you'll be wanting to add Luca to the list (he never once offered me any popcorn). Anybody else? murbot? Just for the hell of it.
Well, Luca *can* be troublesome. He did call me a 'strumpet', to which I took exception. I mean, I'm willing to plead guilty to 'some' of the traits, especially flirting; but not 'all'...mainly because I'm just kidding around with almost everything I say. If I *really* wanted to flirt, I wouldn't do it on a public messageboard. But Luca's only 18, or something like that. So allowances must be made.
As for murbot, I think he's a sweetie-pie too. He just disguises it a bit more successfully than most.
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Foul I say! Foul!
I didn't say anything because I didn't really have anything to say. That and I've been doing other stuff, like sleeping.
Originally posted by Carol A
Hi Chester.
Thanks for the support.
I *will* be merciful eventually...but only after a suitable amount of groveling.
(...or 'grovelling', as you guys probably write.)
(I used to use British spelling during my months on the beeb. But I gave that up when I came back to American boards. However, I still use British punctuation in any forum where Europeans, etc., are present.)
P.S. What kind of dancing do you do, if you don't mind my asking?
No worries. It was worth it to see Kickaha duck and cover. Personally, I think you should be thinking in terms of months. I'll be happy to to do my bit and set him up for a kill at every available opportunity until you feel enough is enough. Just give me the word.
I guess you'll be wanting to add Luca to the list (he never once offered me any popcorn). Anybody else? murbot? Just for the hell of it.
Ah groveling and grovelling. There it is, Red line of doom. Goddamn Safari won't recognize (note the 'Z') the Queen's English. It drives me mad.
Chester glares at Mac.
Mac glares back at Chester.
We both sit here glaring at each other.
Chester relents, "Awww I can never be mad at you for long."
The Mac smiles smugly.
(Bastard!)
Dance. Classical ballet (primarily), Tap (think of that more as music tho'), Jazz (how I make my bread and butter these days), Hip Hop/Street Funk (slouching doesn't come naturally to a ballerina but we "move" with the times - more bread, more butter), Contemporary (if somebody holds a gun to my head).
Am I going to the Playfair thread? No way, Jose. I'm going to bed.
I need to be primed for the forthcoming "Git Kickaha" Campaign ("et al").
I told you it was going to be one of those threads. But nobody ever listens to me.
Chester exists Stage Left.
Wet sloppy crunchy noises ensue.
Kickaha enters, stage left, with smug look on face.
Normally I try to sleep as much as possible so I don't have time for a shower in the morning.
To me it makes sens to take one before you sleep so you keep your bed clean
Originally posted by stevegongrui
How many people here have time to take a shower in the morning?
Normally I try to sleep as much as possible so I don't have time for a shower in the morning.
To me it makes sens to take one before you sleep so you keep your bed clean
I went to bed at midnight last night. Woke up at 7:00 before my alarm went off, and writhed around in bed, semi-awake, for about 20 minutes before getting up. I didn't have to leave until 9:15 if I wanted to get to my class on time, so I had plenty of time. Only eight minutes elapsed from when I left my room and when I came back after showering. It really doesn't take much time so I shower often. At least once a day, in the morning. Actually, what I don't understand is why some people take so damn long in the shower. I took eight minutes to walk to the shower, hang up my towel, wash up, dry off, and then walk back to my room. Probably only took me about four or five minutes to actually shower. There was someone in the other shower stall when I walked in, and they were still showering when I left the bathroom. One time I went in, went to the bathroom, washed my hands, brushed and flossed my teeth, shaved, then took a shower, and the entire time there was someone in the other shower stall. They were still there when I left. I don't know why it would take you 15 or 20 minutes to take a shower, but some people do that.
But now in College, heh...I've taken (I think) 30 minute showers. I feel like the shower is a place where I can think straight for some reason. If I'm stuck on schoolwork, I usually go in the shower and think about it, and it works.
hmm... I think I'll go take a shower right now.
you know what? I think they're kinda addictive once you start showering frequently.
Originally posted by Luca
I don't know why it would take you 15 or 20 minutes to take a shower, but some people do that.
Maybe he was masturbating, and the poor quality hair conditioner just wasn't giving him the right kind of lubrication.
*shrug*
Originally posted by Kickaha
Kickaha follows, stage left, with large machete.
Wet sloppy crunchy noises ensue.
Kickaha enters, stage left, with smug look on face.
Chester pirouettes back on from stage right, large machete protruding from side of head. She casts a sideways glance at murbot briefly wondering why it took over 3 pages for him to come up with a masturbation reference, notes that Carol isn't around so her services aren't currently required here, decides she'd much rather see Eugene dead anyway (especially while she's got this machete handy) and pirouettes back off, existing stage right.
You can have the machete back when I'm finished with it.
Any thread about sex, nudity or bodily functions is guaranteed to run for a minimum of three pages.
I'm not wrong to be mad at the person, am I? P.S. If you're wondering why we can't be in the bathroom at once, it's because these people are so insecure with themselves that they never go in without locking both sides....another pet peeve of mine, but oh well.
P.P.S. -- I shower every day; and was thinking about this exact topic since I'll be in Germany next fall. I plan to continue with the "daily" thing, though....
i doubt that has anything to do with being "insecure".
that guy's definately beating off. probably doesn't want someone coming in and ruining it for him. takes 40 min. already, you start walking in and out of there and he'll be in until the hot water runs out.
Anyway, that's what all Americans do when they shower and that's why we shower so often. But since international students don't get that privilige I guess you are shit outta luck. Best to shower every other day and spend the time saved on the day which you don't shower lamenting your poor fortune in not having a female shower buddy like most of the other students at your school do.
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
Is it true that international students are not assigned a person of the opposite gender to shower with at their college orientation? I'd always heard a rumor that they did not include foreigners in your standard intergender showering program out of respect for other cultures. Maybe that's why you're not understanding American college students proclivity for showers stevegongrui. You see, every American male freshman is paired up with a young nubile coed with which to shower. Naturally you want to shower with your shower partner everyday. Who wouldn't want to start the morning off rubbing down a young 18 year old lass's taut flesh? You, confidently reaching around from behind to soap up her firm mounds of mammary flesh which yearn to be carressed and possessed in your eager hands. Pressing your turgid loins against her oh so wet body as the smell of her lilac flavored shampoo mingles with the scent of her womanhood in full bloom. Feeling her soft hands and sharp fingernails grasping to pull you closer to her as her breathing grows faster and heavier while you both approach the moment of.....
Anyway, that's what all Americans do when they shower and that's why we shower so often. But since international students don't get that privilige I guess you are shit outta luck. Best to shower every other day and spend the time saved on the day which you don't shower lamenting your poor fortune in not having a female shower buddy like most of the other students at your school do.
You write porn novels, don't you?
And you're damned good at writing them.
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
Is it true that international students are not assigned a person of the opposite gender to shower with at their college orientation? I'd always heard a rumor that they did not include foreigners in your standard intergender showering program out of respect for other cultures. Maybe that's why you're not understanding American college students proclivity for showers stevegongrui. You see, every American male freshman is paired up with a young nubile coed with which to shower. Naturally you want to shower with your shower partner everyday. Who wouldn't want to start the morning off rubbing down a young 18 year old lass's taut flesh? You, confidently reaching around from behind to soap up her firm mounds of mammary flesh which yearn to be carressed and possessed in your eager hands. Pressing your turgid loins against her oh so wet body as the smell of her lilac flavored shampoo mingles with the scent of her womanhood in full bloom. Feeling her soft hands and sharp fingernails grasping to pull you closer to her as her breathing grows faster and heavier while you both approach the moment of.....
Anyway, that's what all Americans do when they shower and that's why we shower so often. But since international students don't get that privilige I guess you are shit outta luck. Best to shower every other day and spend the time saved on the day which you don't shower lamenting your poor fortune in not having a female shower buddy like most of the other students at your school do.
From now on I will be one of the generic NoVa® people...
(nah, I'm in a dorm with american kids and our showers are male only. maybe they're all batty boys?)
Originally posted by crazychester
No worries. It was worth it to see Kickaha duck and cover. Personally, I think you should be thinking in terms of months. I'll be happy to to do my bit and set him up for a kill at every available opportunity until you feel enough is enough. Just give me the word.
Nah, months'd be much too long. Kicks is a sweetie-pie, and he only got my knickers in a twist for about five actual minutes. Plus, ten minutes for sulking and pouting is about my limit anyway. So I guess he is forgiven. Thanks for the offer, though. I'll definitely keep it in mind for future altercations.
What's weird is that I had NO idea you were female. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years from your posts. The name 'Chester' does tend to throw one off, you must admit. Is that what you intended?
I guess you'll be wanting to add Luca to the list (he never once offered me any popcorn). Anybody else? murbot? Just for the hell of it.
Well, Luca *can* be troublesome. He did call me a 'strumpet', to which I took exception. I mean, I'm willing to plead guilty to 'some' of the traits, especially flirting; but not 'all'...mainly because I'm just kidding around with almost everything I say. If I *really* wanted to flirt, I wouldn't do it on a public messageboard. But Luca's only 18, or something like that. So allowances must be made.
As for murbot, I think he's a sweetie-pie too. He just disguises it a bit more successfully than most.