The "WWDC Speculation" Thread

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  • Reply 241 of 294
    pbpb Posts: 4,233member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DHagan4755



    That could go either way - good or bad!




    I don't know if no new hardware is bad, but this is what I am expecting actually.
  • Reply 242 of 294
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    12 inches of 'Book. YEAH

    (updated iBooks)



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    <ctrl-c>



    sunilraman>_





    gawd... its gonna be a LONG weekend before Stevie J puts us out of misery. NEW HARDWARE MOTHAFUCKA111!!!!1111111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!! <ctrl-c>



    sunilraman>_



    okay cool *sigh*
  • Reply 243 of 294
    cubistcubist Posts: 954member
    "All Mac Minis and iBooks will now ship with 512MB of RAM and Tiger!"



    (hushed whispers in audience)



    "And one more thing..." (looks around) "Oh, sorry, there is no more. Have a good WWDC!" (waits a moment)



    (desultory applause slowly breaks out as people get up)
  • Reply 244 of 294
    rongoldrongold Posts: 302member
    Perhaps it is best to expect nothing and then be pleasantly surprised.

    But I'm telling ya, everything points to a certain new product.



    And now, in just a couple days (actually, not even that if you discount non-business days), before a big announcement, Apple has settled on a long standing court case (iPod battery issue). This is a typical big business practice used to detract from any negative perception and publicity of the court case. Follow it up with something really good to take our minds off the bad.
  • Reply 245 of 294
    pbpb Posts: 4,233member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by cubist

    "All Mac Minis and iBooks will now ship with 512MB of RAM and Tiger!"



    (hushed whispers in audience)



    "And one more thing..." (looks around) "Oh, sorry, there is no more. Have a good WWDC!" (waits a moment)



    (desultory applause slowly breaks out as people get up)




    Fo such theatrical descriptions alone it is worth to be around here a few days before some Apple event .
  • Reply 246 of 294
    Quote:

    "And one more thing..." (looks around) "Oh, sorry, there is no more. Have a good WWDC!" (waits a moment)



    (desultory applause slowly breaks out as people get up)



    BUT then BOOMMM the lights go out ..........



    booemboemboem pounding drums ...



    one spotlight ...... and then ......
  • Reply 247 of 294
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    ...nothing
  • Reply 248 of 294
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
  • Reply 249 of 294
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    ROFLMAO

    ah, the insanity has begun
  • Reply 250 of 294
    cubs23cubs23 Posts: 324member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by vormkrijger

    BUT then BOOMMM the lights go out ..........



    booemboemboem pounding drums ...



    one spotlight ...... and then ......




    (they can play off the whole "spotlight" in tiger with the one Spotlight)...but that would be cool, then the stage opens and a new (______) comes up out of the stage with a smoke machine going all around it too!
  • Reply 251 of 294
    the public become crazily - some are vomiting of the tension



    the smoke is drifting away and ....
  • Reply 252 of 294
    a thousand sick bags are revealed; black with a white Apple logo. The thing that makes them so special though is...
  • Reply 253 of 294
    Quote:

    Originally posted by sunilraman

    12 inches of 'Book. YEAH

    (updated iBooks)



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    updated 12" iBook. YEAH



    <ctrl-c>



    sunilraman>_





    gawd... its gonna be a LONG weekend before Stevie J puts us out of misery. NEW HARDWARE MOTHAFUCKA111!!!!1111111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!! <ctrl-c>



    sunilraman>_



    okay cool *sigh*




    hahahaha..... nice one... it's EXACTLY what i'm feeling right now. Thx for reading my mind
  • Reply 254 of 294
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by danielctull

    a thousand sick bags are revealed; black with a white Apple logo. The thing that makes them so special though is...



    there is a iPod shuffle 2 GB in each of them. Steve is smiling, pushing a button on his remote thingy, a nauseating gas is released in the room and everybody, EVERYBODY is throwing up in the bag before they are able to get the player out.



    "Now the REALLY special thing is that on one, and only one, of those iPods there is a version of "Lucy in the sky with diamonds", performed by me with the help of Garageband. The one who has the right iPod has won a trip with me in my G5. But you have to find out NOW.



    2000 people grab down into the bag filled with half the dinner from the day before and all what they had for breakfast, putting on the slimy headphones and trying to find out if they have the right bag. And to everybody's amazement its on all the iPods.



    "Ohh that wasn´t smart [hits Schiller in the face with a 17 inch Powerbook]. He fucked up again. Now you have to fight your way up to the stage and the first who touch me have won the trip"



    A huge fight arise. Everybody against everybody. Vomit is flying everywhere as people try to make it on stage. Jobs is quietly leaving stage while receiving a huge check from a japanese reality show producer. "Fuck `em" are the last words heard from him before leaving the building"



    Next day on AI forums: "Wasn´t it a new Powerbook Jobs used against Schiller? It looked a bit darker than aluminum"
  • Reply 255 of 294
    pbpb Posts: 4,233member


    Awesome Anders. Keep it going guys. We have no rumors, so let's have some nice laugh.
  • Reply 256 of 294
    Quote:

    Originally posted by PB



    Awesome Anders. Keep it going guys. We have no rumors, so let's have some nice laugh.




    ^

    ^

    LOL totally agree LOL KEEP UP THE GOOD CREATIVITY PEOPLE
  • Reply 257 of 294
    neutrino23neutrino23 Posts: 1,535member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DHagan4755

    With only a few days to go, tis very quiet.......



    That could go either way - good or bad!




    What's going on? Where are the Photoshop'd pictures from Spymac? Mockups of slimmed down Newtons running OS X lite? 8 processor Power Macs nicknamed "Doc Ock"? Apple cellphone mockups? Anything? Anybody?
  • Reply 258 of 294
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    *iCrickets*
  • Reply 259 of 294
    emig647emig647 Posts: 2,416member
    This has to be the weaskest pre-week before a big event I have ever seen...



    I guess its time for me to migrate over to current hardware and OS X discussion boards.
  • Reply 260 of 294
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Kickaha

    *iCrickets*



    iSpeculate the noise is inversely proportional to the announcements.
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