I think it's a good idea to rename the thread or put a note at the top so people know it was computer generated before wasting their time reading through all that crap.
I think it's a good idea to rename the thread or put a note at the top so peopel know it was computer generated before wasting their time reading through all that crap.
I'm assuming you did so before you realized it was (mostly) computer generated crap?
I'm assuming you did so before you realized it was (mostly) computer generated crap?
Sebastian
PS: Happy 500 Posts To Me
Come on now, these things have been around for ages. It was the people writing back responses or using text to speech to listen to it all that made me realize that valuable minutes of peoples lives were being taken up by Airsofts nonsense.
Thanks... 500 rocks ... or 501 now err... 502 then? Oh whichever. Happy 1000 to you, and a Happy New Year to everyone... I'm about 22 hours away from 2007 though...
I am too tired to read it myself, so I just had Speech read it to me....
I don't have Speech on my WinXP2Pro Toshiba Pentium-4-m 2.0ghz 512mb RAM laptop Otherwise I could actually digest some of this utraflamboyantistic languagesneessses.
I'm down to just under 5 hours to 2007. Are you in Hawaii or someplace else near the date line?
Hah! 10.30pm here in Eastern Australiaaa .... ne ne ne ne ne neerr....! 1.5 hours to 2007... wWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
Seriously, what program should I use in Windows to get it to read out all the arguments and stuff in this thread? DragonDirect seems mighty expensive. Maybe I'll buy Vista, hopefully they copied that from Mac OS X too....
Oops. I found Speech in WINXP2.. W0000t!! Now to figure out how to use it.
Oops. I found Speech in WINXP2.. W0000t!! Now to figure out how to use it.
Yeah fuck. I've looked on the web and through at least three microsoft knowledge base articles and I'm no closer to just selecting a bunch of text and getting the damn thing READ back to me!!! Ironic that all these is under "Accessibility". If I was blind, deaf or dumb I'd get my guide dog to smash the stupid Windoze PC already. WTF.
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It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?
It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
The Anti-Moron? software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?
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IF!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL U WIL PARDON ME FOR MANTIONNG IT I WANT 2 SOUND DA BUGLE OF LIEBRTY!111!!1!! I WANT 2 DO THES NOT B/C I NED 2 TAK ANOTHER LIEN ON2 MAH RÉSUMÉ BUT B/C TURNWRIET WANTS US 2 BLEIV3 TAHT WE CAN SOLVE AL OF OUR PROBLEMS BY GIVNG HIM LOTS OF MONEY!1!!1111 WTF W3 MIGHT AS WAL 2S TAHT MONEY DOWN A WAL B/C W3L NEV3R SE IT AGANE!!!!11 OMG WUT WE WIL SE HOWEV3R SI TAHT TURNWRIETS CANARDS R MER3LEY A STOKNG HORSE!!!!!!11! LOL THEY MASK HIS SACRAT INTENTION 2 ENGENDER IL WIL!!!!11 OMG I MIGHT AD THEYRE SI SOMATHNG GREIVOSLEY WRONG WIT THOSA APALNG PIEKRS WHO CRAAET AN UNWALCOME CLIMAET FOR THOSA OF US WHO R STRIVNG 2 PURGE DA DARKN3S FROM TURNWRIETS HEART!111!11! OMG WTF SHM3 ON TEH LOT OF THEM
TURNWRIETS!!111 OMG WTF LOL MAUDLIN PREOCUPATION WIT FANATICISM USUALY SIKLEID OVER WIT SUCH NONS3NSE WORDS AS S3MIPROFESIONALIEZD WUD MAEK SENS3 IF A PERSONS HONOR WARE D3TERMIEND STRICTLEY BY HIS OR H3R ABILITY 2 ABANDON TEH IEDA OF UNIEVRSAL PRINCIPLES AND FOCUS IL3GITIMAETLEY ON DA PARTICULAR!!!!1!1! WTF AS TAHTS NOT TEH CAES WE CAN CONCLUDE ONLEY TAHT A GRAAT MANY OF US DONT WANT TURNWRIET 2 FORC3 HIS MORAL CODE ON TEH REST OF US!!!11 WTF BUT W3 FEL A PRODIGIOS SOCEITAL PRESURE 2 SMIEL 2 B NIEC AND NOT 2 OBJ3CT 2 HIS JEALOS INVECTIEVS!!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL IMM SURE H3 WUDNT WANT M3 2 3AEVSDROP ON HIS CONVARSATIONS!1!!!! WTF SO Y DOES TURNWRIET WANT 2 D3STROY DA HEART AND FABRIC OF OUR NATION?!!!?? WTF W3L ONCE U BGIN 2 SE DA LIGHT U R3ALIEZ TAHT THEIR R THOSA WHO R INFORMED AND 3DUCAETD ABOUT TEH 3VILS OF LYS3NKOISM AND THEYRE R THOS3 WHO R NOT!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL TURNWRIET SI ON3 OF DA UNINFORM3D NATURALY AND TAHTS Y U SHUDNT LAT HIM INTIMIDAET U!11!!1!1 WTF LOL U SHUDNT LAT HIM PUSH U AROUND!!!111 WTF WERA TEH ON3S WHO R RIGHT NOT WUT!!111!!!1 OMG TURNWRIET FALES 2 MENTION IN HIS PERCAPTIONS SI ACTUALY QUIET TALNG!1!!! WTF FOR 3XMPL3 DID U KNOW TAHT TURNWRIET WANTS 2 AROUES INTAR-ATHNIC SUSPICION?!!!? WTF LOL OR TAHT MANKIND WIT AL OF ITS ACUMULAETD KNOWLADGE WOND3RFUL MACHIENS SCEINTIFIC M3THODS AND M8RIAL POWAR STIL HAS MUCH 2 F3AR FROM NAROW-MINDED EVIL-DOARS LIEK HIM??!?!?!? IT MAY NOT SEM 2 B VERY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW BUT IM NOT CONCERNED WIT RUMORS OR HEARSAY ABOUT HIM!1!!! OMG LOL IM INTARASTAD ONLEY IN ASC3RTANEED FACTS ATESTAD BY PUBLISH3D DOCUMANTS AND IN THASE PRIMARILEY AS AN ILUSTRATION TAHT TURNWRIET FINDS R3ALITY 2 DIFICULT 2 SWALOW!11!1!! WTF OR MAYB IT JUST GATS LOST BTWEN DA SPORTS AND ENTERTANEMANT PAEGS!!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL IN EITHER CAES TURNWRIETS S2REIS ABOUT MISON3ISM R PARTICULARLEY RIDEN WIT ERORS AND DIS2RTIONS EVEN LEAVNG ASIED TEH CONCAPTS INITIAL IMPLAUSIBILITY
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I think it's a good idea to rename the thread or put a note at the top so peopel know it was computer generated before wasting their time reading through all that crap.
I'm assuming you did so before you realized it was (mostly) computer generated crap?
Sebastian
PS: Happy 500 Posts To Me
I'm assuming you did so before you realized it was (mostly) computer generated crap?
Sebastian
PS: Happy 500 Posts To Me
Come on now, these things have been around for ages. It was the people writing back responses or using text to speech to listen to it all that made me realize that valuable minutes of peoples lives were being taken up by Airsofts nonsense.
P.S. Happy 500 posts to you
After a few lines, I just told the computer to Shut Up, and it did. (I use speakable items all the time)
I chose to listen for the entertainment value. 8)
After a few lines, I just told the computer to Shut Up, and it did. (I use speakable items all the time)
Happy 500.
I passed the 1000 mark a few days ago, barely noticing myself. Happy 1000 to me. Now I can go change my status.
Sebastian
I am too tired to read it myself, so I just had Speech read it to me....
I don't have Speech on my WinXP2Pro Toshiba Pentium-4-m 2.0ghz 512mb RAM laptop
I'm down to just under 5 hours to 2007. Are you in Hawaii or someplace else near the date line?
San Francisco California, USA
I'm down to just under 5 hours to 2007. Are you in Hawaii or someplace else near the date line?
Hah! 10.30pm here in Eastern Australiaaa .... ne ne ne ne ne neerr....! 1.5 hours to 2007... wWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
Seriously, what program should I use in Windows to get it to read out all the arguments and stuff in this thread?
Oops. I found Speech in WINXP2.. W0000t!! Now to figure out how to use it.
San Francisco California, USA
Sorry. Miscalculated... I am in Japan and you are almost a day behind us.
Oops. I found Speech in WINXP2.. W0000t!! Now to figure out how to use it.
Yeah fuck. I've looked on the web and through at least three microsoft knowledge base articles and I'm no closer to just selecting a bunch of text and getting the damn thing READ back to me!!! Ironic that all these is under "Accessibility". If I was blind, deaf or dumb I'd get my guide dog to smash the stupid Windoze PC already. WTF.
Buy a Mac, Sunilraman. It will save you a lot of troubles. Plus it will take you off our little list...
Heh... What list? There's a list now? OMFG WHAT LIST???
This is a prime example of how bloated Microsoft and it's users have become. It took 10 paragraphs to tell us that Apple stinks..
Well spoken.
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It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?
Airsoft4Life-
It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
The Anti-Moron? software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?
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TURNWRIETS!!111 OMG WTF LOL MAUDLIN PREOCUPATION WIT FANATICISM USUALY SIKLEID OVER WIT SUCH NONS3NSE WORDS AS S3MIPROFESIONALIEZD WUD MAEK SENS3 IF A PERSONS HONOR WARE D3TERMIEND STRICTLEY BY HIS OR H3R ABILITY 2 ABANDON TEH IEDA OF UNIEVRSAL PRINCIPLES AND FOCUS IL3GITIMAETLEY ON DA PARTICULAR!!!!1!1! WTF AS TAHTS NOT TEH CAES WE CAN CONCLUDE ONLEY TAHT A GRAAT MANY OF US DONT WANT TURNWRIET 2 FORC3 HIS MORAL CODE ON TEH REST OF US!!!11 WTF BUT W3 FEL A PRODIGIOS SOCEITAL PRESURE 2 SMIEL 2 B NIEC AND NOT 2 OBJ3CT 2 HIS JEALOS INVECTIEVS!!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL IMM SURE H3 WUDNT WANT M3 2 3AEVSDROP ON HIS CONVARSATIONS!1!!!! WTF SO Y DOES TURNWRIET WANT 2 D3STROY DA HEART AND FABRIC OF OUR NATION?!!!?? WTF W3L ONCE U BGIN 2 SE DA LIGHT U R3ALIEZ TAHT THEIR R THOSA WHO R INFORMED AND 3DUCAETD ABOUT TEH 3VILS OF LYS3NKOISM AND THEYRE R THOS3 WHO R NOT!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL TURNWRIET SI ON3 OF DA UNINFORM3D NATURALY AND TAHTS Y U SHUDNT LAT HIM INTIMIDAET U!11!!1!1 WTF LOL U SHUDNT LAT HIM PUSH U AROUND!!!111 WTF WERA TEH ON3S WHO R RIGHT NOT WUT!!111!!!1 OMG TURNWRIET FALES 2 MENTION IN HIS PERCAPTIONS SI ACTUALY QUIET TALNG!1!!! WTF FOR 3XMPL3 DID U KNOW TAHT TURNWRIET WANTS 2 AROUES INTAR-ATHNIC SUSPICION?!!!? WTF LOL OR TAHT MANKIND WIT AL OF ITS ACUMULAETD KNOWLADGE WOND3RFUL MACHIENS SCEINTIFIC M3THODS AND M8RIAL POWAR STIL HAS MUCH 2 F3AR FROM NAROW-MINDED EVIL-DOARS LIEK HIM??!?!?!? IT MAY NOT SEM 2 B VERY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW BUT IM NOT CONCERNED WIT RUMORS OR HEARSAY ABOUT HIM!1!!! OMG LOL IM INTARASTAD ONLEY IN ASC3RTANEED FACTS ATESTAD BY PUBLISH3D DOCUMANTS AND IN THASE PRIMARILEY AS AN ILUSTRATION TAHT TURNWRIET FINDS R3ALITY 2 DIFICULT 2 SWALOW!11!1!! WTF OR MAYB IT JUST GATS LOST BTWEN DA SPORTS AND ENTERTANEMANT PAEGS!!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL IN EITHER CAES TURNWRIETS S2REIS ABOUT MISON3ISM R PARTICULARLEY RIDEN WIT ERORS AND DIS2RTIONS EVEN LEAVNG ASIED TEH CONCAPTS INITIAL IMPLAUSIBILITY
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