Introducing Molly

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  • Reply 101 of 135
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
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    Originally Posted by addabox View Post


    Is that the same donkey you helped Jack off? In which case a song maybe isn't such a great idea. Or a much better idea.



    Nah. That donkey's name is Brandon.
  • Reply 102 of 135
    Does Friday ride a tricycle as well?



    And even more pertinent...



    Is that a shriner hat?!
  • Reply 103 of 135
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by adda


    Friday the Golden Doodle! Who is ambulatory upholstered furniture, of some sort!



    Ever thought of writing children's fiction adda? I believe there's quite good money in it. The Adventures of Friday the Golden Doodle, stories about a piece of ambulatory upholstered furniture to delight the under sixes, sounds like it could blow the Big Friendly Giant right off bookstore shelves.



    Quote:

    Is that the same donkey you helped Jack off?



    Ooooh I haven't heard that story. Do tell midwinter? Are there pictures of that as well?



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter


    Nah. That donkey's name is Brandon.



    That seems like an overly grand name for a donkey if you ask me. They make bastard pets too. My sister had a couple. Hooves. Ugh!
  • Reply 104 of 135
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
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    That seems like an overly grand name for a donkey if you ask me. They make bastard pets too. My sister had a couple. Hooves. Ugh!



    When I was a kid, I had a goat named Steve. I also had a cat named Richard. Right now, I have a cat named David.
  • Reply 105 of 135
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    20" of snow on the ground. 10" last night on top. A bunch of new pics today.



  • Reply 106 of 135
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Sadly no sheep on the horizon.
  • Reply 107 of 135
    Spotted at AN. Bob is soooooooo going to want one of these.







    Of course, one of those potty-mouthed, uncouth heathens over there just had to ask how you clean it.



    I don't think I've mentioned that Mother Nature has been extremely generous to Bob IMO. Sometimes when I look at him out walking, especially when his hair's short, I can't help but think it's all out of proportion to the rest of his body.



    He might be missing a couple of bits but Bob's still all man.





    I note Molly has pretty much lost her puppy looks now midwinter and is looking all grown up.
  • Reply 108 of 135
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
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    I note Molly has pretty much lost her puppy looks now midwinter and is looking all grown up.



    Yup. She's pretty much a dog now, although she acts like a puppy, still. Like some bizarre Britney Spears song or something.



  • Reply 109 of 135
    Well, you asked for it.



    I know it's not terribly clear, but careful observation will reveal Bob's prodigious endowment reaches all the way to his knee/stifle joint. I bet none of you can claim that.







    And despite the poor focus, here's a pretty good shot looking right up his jacksie.







    Brought to you by Bob Beefcake, porn star.
  • Reply 110 of 135
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    Originally Posted by Chester


    I bet none of you can claim that.



    <cricket's chirping>



    Ha! I thought as much.



    This is why I regularly tell Bob what a big dick he has for such a little dog. I don't want him to suffer from that all too common sense of inferiority endured by so many males.



    Seems I'm not special enough to attach files here either. Not to worry, I have now recorded Bob (and myself) singing. You can just hear the Pancake Parlor ad at the very start. But he knew I was up to something and went all coy on me. However, with a bit of prompting he came good. I discovered my singing sounds even worse when I'm trying not to laugh, something I wouldn't have thought possible. I guess you'd class it as opera.



    Click here to listen to Bob's-Other-Song
  • Reply 111 of 135
    user23user23 Posts: 199member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by crazychester View Post


    Well, you asked for it.



    I know it's not terribly clear, but careful observation will reveal Bob's prodigious endowment reaches all the way to his knee/stifle joint. I bet none of you can claim that.



    well, I could but I'm a modest fellow.
  • Reply 112 of 135
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    Holy hell! what is that thing?



    a curly haired bear with mange?
  • Reply 113 of 135
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    It's a small elk with a perm and a Shriner hat!
  • Reply 114 of 135
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
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    It's a small elk with a perm and a Shriner hat!



    I saw a documentary once on elk perming. Not for the faint hearted.
  • Reply 115 of 135
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    And no, Chester, I'm not ignoring Bob's penis. And by "not" I mean "with all my might".
  • Reply 116 of 135
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter


    It's a small elk with a perm and a Shriner hat!



    Can't be an elk. Molly would be herding it if it was. It's herding her.



    Ergo, it must be a baby rhinocerous in a fur coat on stilts.
  • Reply 117 of 135
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
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    Can't be an elk. Molly would be herding it if it was. It's herding her.



    Ergo, it must be a baby rhinocerous in a fur coat on stilts.



    Rhinos are so cute when they're little, before they grow out of their vaudeville phase.
  • Reply 118 of 135
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Old pic.



  • Reply 119 of 135
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
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    I immediately conjured a story in my head about how Fozzie Bear had to enter the Witness Protection Program and midwinter just blew his cover. I always thought he was something of a gangster...you know, with that hat and all.



    cc: You should start a thread about Bob's largess over at AN. We could go on about it for 5 or 6 pages, easy.
  • Reply 120 of 135
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by adda


    And no, Chester, I'm not ignoring Bob's penis



    Bob says: Of course not. How could you? It's positively enormous!



    He adds: But what about My Other Song. I'm a recording artist now, damn you! How dare you treat me so shabbily!



    midwinter, he'd like to know if Molly tilts her head in that ever-so fetching and bewildered way dogs do when she listens to it. He finds the bitches irresistible when they do that. He also says to tell her he'd like to sniff her quaint.



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    Originally Posted by 709


    I immediately conjured a story in my head about how Fozzie Bear had to enter the Witness Protection Program



    Of course! Fozzie........Friday. Coincidence? I think not. I'm pretty sure The Golden Doodle was the other muppets' off-camera nickname for Fozzie. It's all starting to make sense........
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