oh macintosh. your imac is like a fine wine. it will be much more enjoyable having had time to age.
or maybe it is being hand built by scratch, crafted from the finest imported plastic available, because when they saw your name they said "hey, that's that kid that makes all the tributes to steve."
or maybe they are loading it with gigs of free warez and porn for your enjoyment, or to make amends for it being delayed it the first place.
or maybe the people at the apple store are reading all these threads, and ****ing with your head just because you're so damn cute when you're angry.
Macintosh, I've been waiting over 6 YEARS for the love of my life to give me a shot at a relationship. She's the most amazing woman I've ever met, and if I had the money and I knew she was willing, I'd propose tomorrow.
From her curly hair, to her smile, to her sense of adventure, I love everything about her! I truly think she's the one for me, and I haven't given up hope that some day, she'll open up and let me into her heart.
You've been waiting for a computer for 52 days. There's some perspective for you. Forgive me if I can't feel too sympathetic at your frustration. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
Macintosh, you are one spoiled dude. Aren't you getting it for free anyway? Aren't your parents paying for it? Shut the **** UP! , cancel your order, and go find yourself a new hobby. I can't believe how screwed up you are. Why don't you do a tribute video to yourself...I will tell you why, cause it would consist of nothing, cause you do nothing productive with your time, and seem to have such an empty life. I work damn hard for my macs, and it makes me sick to see spoiled kids like you complaining just because they don't get there way all the time. Chill out...you will get it. Maybe you should try to start anew when you get the damn thing!
But you know what? You have a roof over your head, you're not starving, I assume you're relatively healthy and you've at least got the money to even BUY a new computer the day it comes out.
You're more "ahead of the game" than many in this world. If a delayed iMac is honestly your biggest source of stress/anger, than you're in pretty good shape.
Count your blessings and realize that, in the big scheme of things, your having to wait a bit on a computer is hardly worth giving yourself a stroke over.
It's happened to everyone of us here at one time or another. You'll have it soon enough.
In the meantime, are you completely Mac-less or are you just having to make do on a sub-500MHz G3?
"****ing Apple" isn't going to get you anything but a sore weinee.
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That about sums it up for you Macintosh! If you actually had more in your life to think about, you wouldn't be such a spoiled rottn crybaby. You should read/watch Will Wonka & the Chocolate Factory sometime. You kind of remind me of the fat German girl.
<strong>You should read/watch Will Wonka & the Chocolate Factory sometime. You kind of remind me of the fat German girl. </strong><hr></blockquote>
Wasn't the fat German kid (who fell into the river of chocolate) a boy? The other two snotty kids (well, they all were...except Charley) were girls: Veruca Salt and Violet.
<strong>The other two snotty kids (well, they all were...except Charley) were girls: Veruca Salt and Violet.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Veruca was the whiney one that complained all the time. She was British.
Hey, anybody else see that Macintosh is no longer a "Member." Look at his label now. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
Wasn't the fat German kid (who fell into the river of chocolate) a boy? The other two snotty kids (well, they all were...except Charley) were girls: Veruca Salt and Violet.
But they weren't German.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ahh yes, that's correct! But the point was that they were all spoiled rotten kids, who all lose out in the end.
Macintosh I know how you can get your computer quicker. Cancel your order with the Apple Store and go to <a href="http://www.dell.com"; target="_blank">dell.com</a>. Order one of their *cough* great *cough* PCs and then start posting at <a href="http://forums.dellinsider.com"; target="_blank">dellinsider.com</a>.
You could come back here and visit maybe once a year? You know, like the Aunt everyone has that smells of urine.
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or maybe it is being hand built by scratch, crafted from the finest imported plastic available, because when they saw your name they said "hey, that's that kid that makes all the tributes to steve."
or maybe they are loading it with gigs of free warez and porn for your enjoyment, or to make amends for it being delayed it the first place.
or maybe the people at the apple store are reading all these threads, and ****ing with your head just because you're so damn cute when you're angry.
love,
matt
From her curly hair, to her smile, to her sense of adventure, I love everything about her! I truly think she's the one for me, and I haven't given up hope that some day, she'll open up and let me into her heart.
You've been waiting for a computer for 52 days. There's some perspective for you. Forgive me if I can't feel too sympathetic at your frustration. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
pepper
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just kidding.
I hope you receive your iMac soon. Just be patient, you'll forget the delay as soon as you open the box.
- trowa
But you know what? You have a roof over your head, you're not starving, I assume you're relatively healthy and you've at least got the money to even BUY a new computer the day it comes out.
You're more "ahead of the game" than many in this world. If a delayed iMac is honestly your biggest source of stress/anger, than you're in pretty good shape.
Count your blessings and realize that, in the big scheme of things, your having to wait a bit on a computer is hardly worth giving yourself a stroke over.
It's happened to everyone of us here at one time or another. You'll have it soon enough.
In the meantime, are you completely Mac-less or are you just having to make do on a sub-500MHz G3?
"****ing Apple" isn't going to get you anything but a sore weinee.
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<strong>Macintosh, calm down. there are better ways to deal with your frustration than making an ass out of yourself.
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He's already made an ass out of himself plenty of times.
I wouldn't be surprised if he currently was also under another name here (uhh wait... I don't know anything).
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[ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: poor taylor ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
That about sums it up for you Macintosh! If you actually had more in your life to think about, you wouldn't be such a spoiled rottn crybaby. You should read/watch Will Wonka & the Chocolate Factory sometime. You kind of remind me of the fat German girl.
pepper
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He's already made an ass out of himself plenty of times.
I wouldn't be surprised if he currently was also under another name here (uhh wait... I don't know anything).</strong><hr></blockquote>
LOL what name?
<strong>You should read/watch Will Wonka & the Chocolate Factory sometime. You kind of remind me of the fat German girl.
Wasn't the fat German kid (who fell into the river of chocolate) a boy? The other two snotty kids (well, they all were...except Charley) were girls: Veruca Salt and Violet.
But they weren't German.
<strong>The other two snotty kids (well, they all were...except Charley) were girls: Veruca Salt and Violet.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Veruca was the whiney one that complained all the time. She was British.
Hey, anybody else see that Macintosh is no longer a "Member." Look at his label now.
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Wasn't the fat German kid (who fell into the river of chocolate) a boy? The other two snotty kids (well, they all were...except Charley) were girls: Veruca Salt and Violet.
But they weren't German.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ahh yes, that's correct! But the point was that they were all spoiled rotten kids, who all lose out in the end.
pepper
You could come back here and visit maybe once a year? You know, like the Aunt everyone has that smells of urine.
J
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Veruca was the whiney one that complained all the time. She was British.
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> That sounds like us Brits!
J
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Why the sad face Macintosh?
J
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Too many people making fun of you?