And I know which windows and doors of your residence are unlocked at night, and look at your magnified sleeping form with caring eyes through my 1000x telescope.
And I know which windows and doors of your residence are unlocked at night, and look at your magnified sleeping form with caring eyes through my 1000x telescope.
Careful, Marc.. I might hit you upside the head with my right peripheral.
NUM: Well, your birthday couldn't be all that top secret if you reveal your zodiac sign. It's in late May or June. Yeah, I'm a smartass sometimes... it's all in good fun.
OK, seeing as youre all about to have kernel panics, I'll Force Quit, and reboot myself, seems I must have had a memory leak or some virus.
MarcUK is starting up......remove virus "Sad Bastard".......reinstalling "anti-religious-nutjob"
Alert! Alert!
Moon-worshipping-religious-AI member found
Target C:/AppleInsider/macdoll.dll
action
Abort/Ignore/SmartArse-Comment
option 3 selected.
"Wicca, pretending to be an ancient religion since 1953!"
So Mac-Barbie? I wouldn't want CosmoNut to take me outside and give me a pasting!
VapoChill Indeed! - of course, this relationship was doomed - doomed I tell ya, from the start. My dirty little secret is I'm a windows user. Hahahahahah.
What Mac(s) do you own? MacBook Pro 2.16, PowerMac g5 quad.
Who's your favorite notable person of the Mac community? Me!
Do you give your Mac(s) name(s)? Alastair and Crowley
Have you ever hugged your Mac(s)? Sure!
Would you ever date a person if you knew they were a Mac user? I once dated a hot mac guy, but he found someone - I quote -"more fun under the sheets" Bastard!
Comments
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
I'm all alone.
Aw. I'm still here for you, babe.
Originally posted by Placebo
And I know which windows and doors of your residence are unlocked at night, and look at your magnified sleeping form with caring eyes through my 1000x telescope.
cool! are her dials any good?
CosmoNut: Thanks, sweetie! I just wish the other female AI members would come out and represent on this thread.
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
WTF?! Placebo and Marc... you all need a new hobby.
I quite like this one actually, still waiting for placebo to post some close up pics of your jack socket.
Birthday: Top Secret
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
What Mac(s) do you own? 8 at last count.. but they've been breeding.
Who's your favorite notable person of the Mac community? Steve then Kawasaki.
Do you give your Mac(s) name(s)? If so, what are they? Yes, they go BigMac, MasterMac, MacDaddy, etc.
Have you ever hugged your Mac(s)? Hug, no. But what goes on in the office....stays in the office.
Would you ever date a person if you knew they were a Mac user? It would help.. but then.. I'm married.
Do you have a favorite Mac model? If so, which one? B&W G3.
Favorite food: Greek, Chinese, Japanese.
Have an iPod? If so, what model(s)? 3rd Edition.
NUM: Well, your birthday couldn't be all that top secret if you reveal your zodiac sign. It's in late May or June. Yeah, I'm a smartass sometimes... it's all in good fun.
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
Careful, Marc.. I might hit you upside the head with my right peripheral.
Careful doll, in self defence (of course)- I might turn you to jelly spinning the wheel on your mouse
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
You f***ing went there!! You're despicable. I should have been a laptop.
you forget that these days you can use 2 fingers for the same effect.
Fine, be a laptop then, but if you don't burn my crotch when Im using you in bed, you'll be dropped (from a very high place).
Fancy a hard overclocking then? Im dying to run my benchmark through your core (duo)
Photos?
flick.
*Pulls curtain around MarcUK and Mac_Doll*
Originally posted by MarcUK
you forget that these days you can use 2 fingers for the same effect.
Fine, be a laptop then, but if you don't burn my crotch when Im using you in bed, you'll be dropped (from a very high place).
Fancy a hard overclocking then? Im dying to run my benchmark through your core (duo)
Hey, this isn't consensual! Marc's just a dirty man! I'm waiting for CosmoNut to intervene and rescue me. Somebody help...
Seriously, though, guys....I think you're making the lady uncomfortable.
MarcUK is starting up......remove virus "Sad Bastard".......reinstalling "anti-religious-nutjob"
Alert! Alert!
Moon-worshipping-religious-AI member found
Target C:/AppleInsider/macdoll.dll
action
Abort/Ignore/SmartArse-Comment
option 3 selected.
"Wicca, pretending to be an ancient religion since 1953!"
So Mac-Barbie? I wouldn't want CosmoNut to take me outside and give me a pasting!
VapoChill Indeed! - of course, this relationship was doomed - doomed I tell ya, from the start. My dirty little secret is I'm a windows user. Hahahahahah.
[B]Name: Anna
Birthday: October 21, 1984
Zodiac Sign: Libra
What Mac(s) do you own? MacBook Pro 2.16, PowerMac g5 quad.
Who's your favorite notable person of the Mac community? Me!
Do you give your Mac(s) name(s)? Alastair and Crowley
Have you ever hugged your Mac(s)? Sure!
Would you ever date a person if you knew they were a Mac user? I once dated a hot mac guy, but he found someone - I quote -"more fun under the sheets" Bastard!
Do you have a favorite Mac model? Macbook Pro.
Favorite food: Bacon
TWiT or Your Mac Life? TWiT
Have an iPod? If so, what model(s)? 60 gig Photo.