Films that you wish you could scrub off your brain

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  • Reply 81 of 112
    i thought it was a bad-ass film as well, but then again i was a fan of the show.
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  • Reply 82 of 112
    pbg4 dudepbg4 dude Posts: 1,611member
    I have to add Shaolin Soccer to the FTYWYCSOYB list. I don't know which movie was campier, Shaolin Soccer or Kung Fu Hustle. Actually I'd like the time back I spent watching both of these movies.
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  • Reply 83 of 112
    aries 1baries 1b Posts: 1,009member
    The film: Fantastic Planet



    Presented at the auditorium in the EE Building at Georgia Tech

    Atlanta, Georgia

    1978.



    I was there with a girl (in the dark days of 1978, before the nursing school set up shop next to Ma Tech, that accomplishment was enough to earn the envy of nearly the entire campus).



    We and the rest of the audience watched it for about 30 minutes. We waited for the plot to form, ...for something to happen, ...for the characters to do something.... My eyes were bleeing. I looked at my date and she was going into boredom convulsions. I got up and pulled/guided her out of there.



    Our motion jogged the rest of the audience out of their stupor and the place erupted in angry cat-calls. As my date and I made it to the lobby doors, I turned to look back at the scene.



    Silhouetted against the screen, the student body was changing into a mob howling in fury, rising from their seats and shaking their fists at the blue-skinned, brain-numbing aliens.



    My date and I walked across campus to Pippin's Pizza for beer and awesome, thick-crust pizza that I have not, in all the years since, seen surpassed. Pippin's is gone now, so it's too late for you.



    V/R,



    Aries 1B
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  • Reply 84 of 112
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by PBG4 Dude

    I have to add Shaolin Soccer to the FTYWYCSOYB list. I don't know which movie was campier, Shaolin Soccer or Kung Fu Hustle. Actually I'd like the time back I spent watching both of these movies.



    If you didn't like Kung Fu Hustle, talk to your doctor.
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  • Reply 85 of 112
    slugheadslughead Posts: 1,169member
    MAGNOLIA! Worst. Movie. EVAR!
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  • Reply 86 of 112
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Cake

    Wait until you see the QT produced Hostel.

    Some crazy violence in this one.




    read through some comments on that one, and it reminds me.. cabin fever. i swear to god i do not see what people saw in that movie. some of the dopiest uses of slow-mo ever, and it's like it tried to ape everything we find campy about 80's horror movies, but instead of trying to parody them (scary movie... the original, we will not speak of the sequels) edit: or treat the cliche's with a serious angle, a la the original scream, it just acts like it's serious the whole way through, edit: despite inane scenes like the slo-mo karate child, and the deer on the truck and... oh hell, there are just too many to mention, so you're never sure if you're supposed to laugh or be grossed out or shocked or scared or what.
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  • Reply 87 of 112
    cakecake Posts: 1,010member
    True, rok. Same Director.



    I'm not really into that genre, but I have to mix four commentaries for Hostel. Four!

    Usually there is only one or two.



    I guess that they're going to pack this DVD full of extras.



    BTW people - Magnolia was fantastic (love PTA). Haven't seen Shaolin Soccer, but Kung Fu Hustle was one of the most original films that I've seen and now one of my favorites.
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  • Reply 88 of 112
    Hostel.
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  • Reply 89 of 112
    relicrelic Posts: 4,735member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by tacojohn

    Hostel.



    Dude tell me about it, that movie just shouldn't have been made. I can only imagine though that places like that exist.
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  • Reply 90 of 112
    Vanilla Sky.
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  • Reply 91 of 112
    gargar Posts: 1,201member
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  • Reply 92 of 112
    pbg4 dudepbg4 dude Posts: 1,611member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by gar

    ice planet



    I love this review of Ice Planet



    Quote:

    1 out of 1 people found the following comment useful:-

    Even reading reviews of this movie is a waste of time, 4 November 2005



    Author: EyeSzONLy from Netherlands



    Just don't watch it. That is what I say. I have nothing to say more. This is all the information you get, because it is the information you need Do not even think about watching it. This movie will eat your brain and puke it on your face. If you want to know how it is when your brain get's eaten, watch Hannibal There. Everything sucks in this movie except the Asian scientist, he seems to be the only one who has a little bit of brain capacity.



    I give this movie a '2', cus you know: they still achieved to make a movie, although I don't know what's the message of it. I think porn has a better message.



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  • Reply 93 of 112
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Aries 1B

    The film: Fantastic Planet



    Presented at the auditorium in the EE Building at Georgia Tech

    Atlanta, Georgia

    1978.




    I liked that movie. Watched as a kid on TV and thought it was one step above all those B&W horror/scifi movies. It has that typcial Scifi theme of warning us of our own hubris.



    Probably the lack of scary creatures causing your date to jump in your arms was the real cause of your dislike for the movie
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  • Reply 94 of 112
    This thread reminded me of the best worst-movie I ever saw: 'Amazon women in the avocado jungle of death".



    We rented it because the name was a crack-up and we were in the mood to just watch and mock something completely horrible...but we actually had fun with it.



    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/630...v=glance&n=130



    Just noticed Bill Maher was in it, didn't know him from Adam when I first saw the film.
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  • Reply 95 of 112
    iposteriposter Posts: 1,560member
    Nothing but Trouble



    Good casting != Good movie



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  • Reply 96 of 112
    sammi josammi jo Posts: 4,634member
    The most embarrassing "documentary" must be that made-for-TV abortion "DC 9-11: Time of Crisis", "directed" (!) by one Lionel Chetwynd. If anyone was unfortunate to see it, and sit through it... it's so bad as to qualify as a(n unintentional) farce.



    http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/feature/.../index_np.html



    Two thumbs so far down I cannot see them.
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  • Reply 97 of 112
    aries 1baries 1b Posts: 1,009member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Carson O'Genic

    I liked that movie. Watched as a kid on TV and thought it was one step above all those B&W horror/scifi movies. It has that typcial Scifi theme of warning us of our own hubris.



    Probably the lack of scary creatures causing your date to jump in your arms was the real cause of your dislike for the movie




    Well, a gentleman never tells...



    Seriously, if it had been Northeastern, the students, bless 'em, would have burned the theater down.



    V/Nostalgic,



    Aries 1B
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  • Reply 98 of 112
    hmurchisonhmurchison Posts: 12,464member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Placebo

    Are you kidding? That movie was great because the characters were allowed to display humor, the lack of which typically causes most sci-fi movies to lose their appeal in their self-seriousness. I loved Serenity. In fact, I'd call it near-perfect. However, I didn't see Firefly, so I don't have much to compare Serenity to. By itself though, I thought it was exceptional.



    Man if you haven't seen Firefly rent the series at once and you'll understand what he's saying. Of course you'll get to know the characters more and I think you'll like it better than the movie.
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  • Reply 99 of 112
    resres Posts: 711member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by e1618978

    I loved it too. You had to ignore the "is it a solar system or is it a galaxy?" thing - how could they lose Miranda when it was obviously in the same solar system as the radio guy?

    Or maybe not, since they seem to have FTL radio and travel.



    Also, the "broadcast to the universe" button was stupid in the backup transmitting station. How often would you use that? - it was the only button there.



    But that was fleeting, and the movie was just as good as the series for me.




    It is one solar system -- they don't have any faster then light technology.



    I truly loved the Firefly series, but there are many things that I didn't like about Serenity:



    1)Horrible plot points:

    a) Loosing/hiding a planet that everyone can see with a telescope and millions of people had immigrated to. Yeah right...



    b) Airborne tranquilizers that calm down 90% of the recipients, and turns the other 10% in to hyper-aggressive monsters. Sounds more like a miss-cast magic spell than a product of science (and they somehow missed a disastrous 10% side effect in the laboratory trials.)



    c) Ok, even if you accept the ridiculous plot points so far, they become terribly inconsistent: They show that 90% of the population dies peacefully from apathy, but if 10% of the population turned to vicious monsters as they stated, the tranquil members of the population would have been mutilated, raped, and killed by the hyper-aggressive.



    The Revers were well done on Firefly. They were the Indians roaming on the edge of the western-based solar system that terrified the settlers. In the Movie they were changed into monsters from a grad C horror flick. (The movie was supposed to be based on Firefly, not Buffy the Vampier Slayer.)



    2) The Combat:

    a) Turning River into a totally unrealistic killing machine was just bad. The sharp shooting she did in one of the Firefly episode was one thing, having her becoming an unbeatable hand to hand killing machine moves the film out of science fiction and into the realms of Wutan magic Kung fu movies and Buffiy the vampire slayer shows.



    b)Speaking of ridiculous mystical fighting techniques: The Alliance Operative's nerve hits that paralyze the victims and stiffen them like a board so he can make a speech before killing them -- how cheesy and unrealistic can you get? Totally impossible magical attacks have no place in a science fiction setting (they were annoying enough on shows like Xena Warrior Princess).



    3) The Killings

    Killing off characters, especially when rapping up a series, has become a Joss Whedon trademark, and the character deaths in Serenity did not help drive the plot, but had a feeling of "look at me -- I'm Joss Whedon and I have the balls to kill main characters!"



    There was also some history revisions and character modifications that I did not like, but it will only bother people who watched and enjoyed Firefly.



    Firefly was one the best Science Fiction series ever done, and I really wish that its memory was not tarnished by the abomination of a movie called Serenity.



    Humm, can you tell that I was somewhat disappointed by this movie...
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  • Reply 100 of 112
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Ooo, I just remembered: "Dead Heat" with Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo, (post SNL and starting into his body builder phase) as, um, zombie cops.



    Yes, they get killed and are reanimated but stay on the case. Piscopo acts like he wants us to know he's better than the material (!) and Williams just appears to be suffering. The kind of movie that stops for a slapstick bit involving the reanimating trick and a butcher's shop, so that the poultry and pork can cha-cha and shimmy while the leads mug and bug their eyes out at each other. Just horrific.
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