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Apple considering offline mode for Siri that could process voice locally on an iPhone
macplusplus said:patchythepirate said:macplusplus said:patchythepirate said:"Apple wants Siri to become more useful to users.."Can we just stop right there? How many little-used features need to be added before we get the fucking basic, rudimentary functionality and context awareness that was promised at siri's launch 6 years ago???
No no one is asking for true artificial intelligence.
All I want is basic intelligence that was promised at the start. Allow me to dictate simple messages and reminders without me having to manually correct them 80% of the time. Don’t try to make a phone call to 76557 because I hesitated for half a second trying to recall the rest of the number. Don’t have maps send me to a different fucking continent bc of a basic dictation or search error.
Not joking, today I searched for “cps” on maps and I got this bullshit:
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Can’t even make this stuff up. Siri, maps, “intelligence” is fucking terrible.
And btw, all of you apologists arent helping.
BTW, I got the same Zaragoza thing for "cps", but when I wrote "cps miami" Maps returned some meaningful results. That simply shows that you are not under continuous surveillance from Apple !Do you actually believe the points you're making are valid? It's honestly hard to figure out.You do realize that the whole point of a maps app is to know where the fuck you are, right? I mean, I shouldn't have to say this, but I guess I do: there should be no need to type your location when you're using a gd maps app. -
Apple considering offline mode for Siri that could process voice locally on an iPhone
macplusplus said:patchythepirate said:"Apple wants Siri to become more useful to users.."Can we just stop right there? How many little-used features need to be added before we get the fucking basic, rudimentary functionality and context awareness that was promised at siri's launch 6 years ago???
No no one is asking for true artificial intelligence.
All I want is basic intelligence that was promised at the start. Allow me to dictate simple messages and reminders without me having to manually correct them 80% of the time. Don’t try to make a phone call to 76557 because I hesitated for half a second trying to recall the rest of the number. Don’t have maps send me to a different fucking continent bc of a basic dictation or search error.
Not joking, today I searched for “cps” on maps and I got this bullshit:
Can’t even make this stuff up. Siri, maps, “intelligence” is fucking terrible.
And btw, all of you apologists arent helping. -
Apple considering offline mode for Siri that could process voice locally on an iPhone
macplusplus said:patchythepirate said:hodar said:So, if you think Siri is stupid now, just wait.
Try asking Siri a very basic question, like "How old am I", or "When will I be 59 1/2 years old". Siri will suggest websites; which is asinine. Siri knows my birthday, anniversary, the birthday of my kids, friends and neighbors (as long as I have the information in my contacts); but is unable to use that date, and a calendar to answer very basic questions. Voice recognition on Siri has improved - but Siri's ability to do anything useful with that information is almost 5 years behind both Google, and Amazon - which is pathetic - since Apple practically invented a useful Virtual Assistant.
Now, between Cortana, Echo and Google Echo - Siri is pretty much a dead last competitor; when it should be the BEST - by far.Exactly. What you say should be obvious to anyone. And of course critics are missing the point. It's not about the couple examples you mentioned, its the implication of those examples, extrapolated to so many other scenarios, showing that siri is incredibly stupid, and doesn't use basic information or logic that should be easily accessible to it. A similar example that I remember from my own experience (there are so many that I don't remember as well), was siri giving me directions to an address that is hours away based on one misrepresented character in dictation, even when the correct address is in my gd iphone contacts. -
Comparing the new 2018 12.9-inch iPad Pro versus the older model
JustSomeGuy1 said:"That is roughly a 25-percent single-core gain and almost 50-percent multi-core."You guys are usually better at math. It's a more than 90% improvement on multi-core.From a hardware standpoint, this is really impressive. It means that the performance scales basically *linearly* going from 2 to 4 cores. (Since there's 4 efficiency cores in both models, contributing approximately the same towards the results, scaling is better than the 90% figure!) This is a pretty big deal as it means that Apple's capable of building an interconnect that not only scales to at least 8 cores, but that power use for the interconnect is scaling well too.Until recently I was not convinced that putting an Ax chip in a MacBook was viable, but last year's A11 changed my mind. This puts the nail in the coffin of the idea that Apple can't scale their processors up to compete with the best 4-8 core processors Intel can build. Just using the tech on display in the A12x, replacing efficiency cores with performance cores, they could probably beat intel's best chips now. (There's some question as to how far they can push clocks on the current design without hitting a wall due to pipeline length, but in any case they're certainly close... and they haven't even tried to optimize for a laptop power envelope yet.)
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Jony Ive explains design choices for new iPad Pro and 'magical' elements of the refreshed ...
How do so many ppl still not get it.He says it feels magical because it does. Obviously if you think about it for half a second it's not "magical," but if every time you drop the apple pencil in place you're contemplating the 'unmagical' magnets then you're a way way way out there fringe outlier. For everyone else, we get a subconscious sense of 'magical.'Apple has been doing this for years, even bragging about it, and *still* no one gets it, particularly their competitors.