toilet paper? you think it's enough? why don't you all just stop washing your hands and use just paper to clean your hands?
okay, you want to get specific? because we don't use our @ssholes to open doors (though that'd be a trick). paper allows it to be "clean enough" to serve its purpose throughout the day until the next shower. the only time this becomes an issue is when someone goes for too long without bathing... which reminds me of every joke i have ever heard about the french.
why do i feel like i'm explaining the birds and the bees?
p.s. i'm sorry i ever brought up the term "hoo-haa".
have i mentioned how nice it is to finally have a woman back on these boards? guys, please try to clean up your behavior before you scare her off, too.
Hi Rok -
Thanks for the nice words. (blush)
I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.
And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).
I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.
And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).
I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.
And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).
Carol
Carol, just don't let any guys here get a hold of your picture. When Kate posted hers in the AI community photoalbum thingy, they all went wild. (For good reason ) Welcome. And you're a teacher - double welcome just for that.
So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!
So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!
we could start a bidet revolution. "the americans must know!"
So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!
ok, well I'm not an "expert" but would you like the short or long explanation?
btw, keep in mind guys, a bidet is not a replacement of toilet paper. you use both.
See, we've had various americans stay at our house and all of them consume toilet paper like if it were a buffet. like, they wasted so much of it.
They have really sophisticated built in ones that actually blow dry your ass.
Even the shittiest hotel has it.
*says something about the direction of civilisation*
Hi Steve -
I read in Newsweek awhile back that Japanese mothers and daughters were totally grossed out at the idea that the dad's/brother's underwear had been washed in the washing machine - that the machine was contaminated by that particular washload.
I guess the solution to the problem was an anti-bacterial rinse after that load, or something, though I can't actually remember. I was just amazed at their fastidiousness. Surely a touch of bleach to the wash would de-bacterialize the machine?
If they are that fastidious, how can they enjoy life's 'earthier' pleasures?
Yeah, like what about teh buttseggs?! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)
I'll take the loooong explanation, stevegongrui. Can't miss the details. Stuff that might seem obvious to the seasoned bidet user may be completely lost on the newbie. Can't risk any inadvertent drownings because somebody didn't realize the importance of lil ole step 28a...
Carol, just don't let any guys here get a hold of your picture. When Kate posted hers in the AI community photoalbum thingy, they all went wild. (For good reason ) Welcome. And you're a teacher - double welcome just for that.
Thank you for the welcome, torifile. Okay, I'll take your advice about the picture. Sounds like good advice to me.
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Originally posted by stevegongrui
toilet paper? you think it's enough? why don't you all just stop washing your hands and use just paper to clean your hands?
okay, you want to get specific? because we don't use our @ssholes to open doors (though that'd be a trick). paper allows it to be "clean enough" to serve its purpose throughout the day until the next shower. the only time this becomes an issue is when someone goes for too long without bathing... which reminds me of every joke i have ever heard about the french.
why do i feel like i'm explaining the birds and the bees?
p.s. i'm sorry i ever brought up the term "hoo-haa".
Originally posted by rok
have i mentioned how nice it is to finally have a woman back on these boards? guys, please try to clean up your behavior before you scare her off, too.
Hi Rok -
Thanks for the nice words. (blush)
I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.
And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).
Carol
They have really sophisticated built in ones that actually blow dry your ass.
Even the shittiest hotel has it.
*says something about the direction of civilisation*
Originally posted by Carol A
Hi Rok -
Thanks for the nice words. (blush)
I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.
And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).
Carol
anybody hit on you yet?
Originally posted by stevegongrui
Well, you guys should go to Japan.
They have really sophisticated built in ones that actually blow dry your ass.
Even the shittiest hotel has it.
*says something about the direction of civilisation*
i'm still waiting for toilet paper to make it to texas...
we're a bit behind the rest of the world in pretty much every way...
I love mankind.
Originally posted by groverat
A bidet that blows your ass dry? That is ****ing genius.
I love mankind.
until we get that gadget, i guess we have to settle with texas tech graduates to do it for us...
Originally posted by Carol A
Hi Rok -
Thanks for the nice words. (blush)
I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.
And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).
Carol
Carol, just don't let any guys here get a hold of your picture. When Kate posted hers in the AI community photoalbum thingy, they all went wild. (For good reason
Originally posted by groverat
A bidet that blows your ass dry? That is ****ing genius.
I love mankind.
unintentionally, this might be the greatest thread in, what, months.
Originally posted by _ alliance _
anybody hit on you yet?
Ah well, Alliance, if they had, I would never tell, now would I?
Originally posted by Randycat99
So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!
we could start a bidet revolution. "the americans must know!"
Originally posted by Carol A
Ah well, Alliance, if they had, I would never tell, now would I?
that's a yes...
Originally posted by 709
Welcome to AO.
Hi 709 -
Thank you for the welcome. It's nice to be here.
Originally posted by Randycat99
So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!
ok, well I'm not an "expert" but would you like the short or long explanation?
btw, keep in mind guys, a bidet is not a replacement of toilet paper. you use both.
See, we've had various americans stay at our house and all of them consume toilet paper like if it were a buffet. like, they wasted so much of it.
Originally posted by stevegongrui
Well, you guys should go to Japan.
They have really sophisticated built in ones that actually blow dry your ass.
Even the shittiest hotel has it.
*says something about the direction of civilisation*
Hi Steve -
I read in Newsweek awhile back that Japanese mothers and daughters were totally grossed out at the idea that the dad's/brother's underwear had been washed in the washing machine - that the machine was contaminated by that particular washload.
I guess the solution to the problem was an anti-bacterial rinse after that load, or something, though I can't actually remember. I was just amazed at their fastidiousness. Surely a touch of bleach to the wash would de-bacterialize the machine?
If they are that fastidious, how can they enjoy life's 'earthier' pleasures?
Btw, how long does that dryer take?
I'll take the loooong explanation, stevegongrui. Can't miss the details. Stuff that might seem obvious to the seasoned bidet user may be completely lost on the newbie. Can't risk any inadvertent drownings because somebody didn't realize the importance of lil ole step 28a...
Originally posted by torifile
Carol, just don't let any guys here get a hold of your picture. When Kate posted hers in the AI community photoalbum thingy, they all went wild. (For good reason
Thank you for the welcome, torifile. Okay, I'll take your advice about the picture. Sounds like good advice to me.