Lack of Bidets in the USA....wtf?

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  • Reply 21 of 178
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
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    Originally posted by stevegongrui

    toilet paper? you think it's enough? why don't you all just stop washing your hands and use just paper to clean your hands?



    okay, you want to get specific? because we don't use our @ssholes to open doors (though that'd be a trick). paper allows it to be "clean enough" to serve its purpose throughout the day until the next shower. the only time this becomes an issue is when someone goes for too long without bathing... which reminds me of every joke i have ever heard about the french.



    why do i feel like i'm explaining the birds and the bees?



    p.s. i'm sorry i ever brought up the term "hoo-haa".
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  • Reply 22 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by rok

    have i mentioned how nice it is to finally have a woman back on these boards? guys, please try to clean up your behavior before you scare her off, too.







    Hi Rok -



    Thanks for the nice words. (blush)



    I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.



    And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).



    Carol
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  • Reply 23 of 178
    Well, you guys should go to Japan.



    They have really sophisticated built in ones that actually blow dry your ass.



    Even the shittiest hotel has it.



    *says something about the direction of civilisation*
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  • Reply 24 of 178
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    Originally posted by Carol A

    Hi Rok -



    Thanks for the nice words. (blush)



    I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.



    And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).



    Carol








    anybody hit on you yet?
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  • Reply 25 of 178
    Quote:

    Originally posted by stevegongrui

    Well, you guys should go to Japan.



    They have really sophisticated built in ones that actually blow dry your ass.



    Even the shittiest hotel has it.



    *says something about the direction of civilisation*








    i'm still waiting for toilet paper to make it to texas...

    we're a bit behind the rest of the world in pretty much every way...
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  • Reply 26 of 178
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    A bidet that blows your ass dry? That is ****ing genius.



    I love mankind.
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  • Reply 27 of 178
    Quote:

    Originally posted by groverat

    A bidet that blows your ass dry? That is ****ing genius.



    I love mankind.






    until we get that gadget, i guess we have to settle with texas tech graduates to do it for us...
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  • Reply 28 of 178
    torifiletorifile Posts: 4,024member
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    Originally posted by Carol A

    Hi Rok -



    Thanks for the nice words. (blush)



    I like hanging out with the guys. Guys are so nice to chat with. No cattiness and behind the back gossip! Yuck! I hate that kinda stuff.



    And guys just being 'guys' is the very best part of it. So please - don't change a thing (...though I do have to say, that one post was a little gross...eeeee!).



    Carol




    Carol, just don't let any guys here get a hold of your picture. When Kate posted hers in the AI community photoalbum thingy, they all went wild. (For good reason ) Welcome. And you're a teacher - double welcome just for that.
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  • Reply 29 of 178
    So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!
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  • Reply 30 of 178
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by groverat

    A bidet that blows your ass dry? That is ****ing genius.



    I love mankind.




    unintentionally, this might be the greatest thread in, what, months.
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  • Reply 31 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by _ alliance _

    anybody hit on you yet?



    Ah well, Alliance, if they had, I would never tell, now would I?
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  • Reply 32 of 178
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    Originally posted by Randycat99

    So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!





    we could start a bidet revolution. "the americans must know!"
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  • Reply 33 of 178
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Carol A

    Ah well, Alliance, if they had, I would never tell, now would I?







    that's a yes...
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  • Reply 34 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by 709



    Welcome to AO.




    Hi 709 -



    Thank you for the welcome. It's nice to be here.
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  • Reply 35 of 178
    mcsjgsmcsjgs Posts: 244member
    If you are Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer takes care of that sort of thing for you.
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  • Reply 36 of 178
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Randycat99

    So any "bidet experts" care to give us the rundown on how to use one (just for $hits and giggles)? No reason one should have to figure it out. If it's so great, someone tell us how it's done and done properly!



    ok, well I'm not an "expert" but would you like the short or long explanation?



    btw, keep in mind guys, a bidet is not a replacement of toilet paper. you use both.



    See, we've had various americans stay at our house and all of them consume toilet paper like if it were a buffet. like, they wasted so much of it.
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  • Reply 37 of 178
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Okay so what? You wipe, then you sprits some water(?), any soap involved(?), then rinse(?) and dry off with paper?
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  • Reply 38 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by stevegongrui

    Well, you guys should go to Japan.



    They have really sophisticated built in ones that actually blow dry your ass.



    Even the shittiest hotel has it.



    *says something about the direction of civilisation*




    Hi Steve -



    I read in Newsweek awhile back that Japanese mothers and daughters were totally grossed out at the idea that the dad's/brother's underwear had been washed in the washing machine - that the machine was contaminated by that particular washload.



    I guess the solution to the problem was an anti-bacterial rinse after that load, or something, though I can't actually remember. I was just amazed at their fastidiousness. Surely a touch of bleach to the wash would de-bacterialize the machine?



    If they are that fastidious, how can they enjoy life's 'earthier' pleasures?



    Btw, how long does that dryer take?
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  • Reply 39 of 178
    Yeah, like what about teh buttseggs?! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)



    I'll take the loooong explanation, stevegongrui. Can't miss the details. Stuff that might seem obvious to the seasoned bidet user may be completely lost on the newbie. Can't risk any inadvertent drownings because somebody didn't realize the importance of lil ole step 28a...
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  • Reply 40 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by torifile

    Carol, just don't let any guys here get a hold of your picture. When Kate posted hers in the AI community photoalbum thingy, they all went wild. (For good reason ) Welcome. And you're a teacher - double welcome just for that.



    Thank you for the welcome, torifile. Okay, I'll take your advice about the picture. Sounds like good advice to me.
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