Argh, from discussing the various methods of cleaning one's bum to the health implications of eating one's own shit? What the FOOK are you guys smoking?
Personally I like bidets (I've only used one a couple of times), but I do keep those little baby wipes around and they work just as well without having to spend a bunch of money on a hose to spray off my ass. I don't want to feel like I need to shower every time I poop. Yeah, paper usually works well enough but not always. And sometimes I have to use so much it clogs the toilet.
Hi Luca -
I guess during the Iraq war, the item most requested by the troops to have sent to them was baby wipes. It's kinda funny when you think about it...these big tough soldiers pleading for baby wipes. Plus I guess sand had a habit of getting in inconvenient places, too. Can you imagine having to spend days, even weeks, with sand lodged in various tender crevices. Ow, ow, owwww!! Talk about chafing....
I went to a soccer camp in italy over the summer for two weeks in my sophomore through senior years and the bidets were used for laundry (soccer sox and the like, we ran out of those quickly)... until my last year... then [my classmates] (they were actually younger then me, sophomores I believe...) thought it would be funny to drop deuce(s) in someone else's bidet (we stayed in [shitty] hotels)...
I don't think we were allowed to go back to that hotel the next year...
I'm spending the weekend at my grandparents' house on Nantucket. We just visited a $12 million dollar summer home that my grandfather watches after during the winter. It's unbelievable really, the house has a private beach, is fully furnished, has a full wardrobe there, excercise equipment, everything. It gets used about 4 months out of the year. Anyway, I mention it, because the master bedroom has a bidet with an ocean view. It's the only one I've ever seen in the states.
I used to see bidet everywhere in France (and Bidet is a french word indeed), but they tend to disapear. My parents remove all the bidets of their houses. I haven't any in my home.
I prefer showel, and i think i will remove the baths. Showel are more useful : an immediate usage, and a cleaner process.
I think it's time to bring bidet to zoo : otherwise they will disapear
You're wanting to see monkeys and elephants use the ass fountain now? Is there no end to the insanity???
On Animal Planet, I watched a zookeeper hosing down an elephant. The elephant seemed to enjoy the spray ecstatically when the water hit its nether regions.
Elephants know a good thing when they come across it, apparently.
On Animal Planet, I watched a zookeeper hosing down an elephant. The elephant seemed to enjoy the spray ecstatically when the water hit its nether regions.
Elephants know a good thing when they come across it, apparently.
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Originally posted by Giaguara
nah. now let me deviate this 5-page poo talk / flirt ..
i like gameboy. as the ipod can't be connected to the net, and i don't have a newton .... yet, gameboy improves my visits to bahtroom.
does anyone else play in the toilet?
it is somewhat difficult to do so when the most portable device that you can play on is a 17inch laptop that goes critical after five minutes.
but i have found the bathroom a great place to get in reading....
Originally posted by Giaguara
does anyone else play in the toilet?
Yes.
i like gameboy. as the ipod can't be connected to the net, and i don't have a newton .... yet, gameboy improves my visits to bahtroom.
I credit my active bowels with my Tetris prowess.
Whew... that was awesome guys. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
I would love to hear some bidet mishap stories.
Come on...
and lo and behold, (I don't know if it was him) one day I go into the men's bathroom and the thing's clogged up with diarrhea.
yep, it was sick.
sorry if it made you lose your appetite.
I apologise.
Originally posted by stevegongrui
well, this american exchange student in my high school, when he came over he thought the bidet was for when one gets diarrhea.
and lo and behold, (I don't know if it was him) one day I go into the men's bathroom and the thing's clogged up with diarrhea.
yep, it was sick.
sorry if it made you lose your appetite.
I apologise.
So you have bidets in the schools over there too? I'm surprised there were logs in there everyday. School were toilets are always nasty.
Originally posted by Akumulator
So you have bidets in the schools over there too? I'm surprised there were logs in there everyday. School were toilets are always nasty.
Yeah, we did have the bidets in school.
well, I never did #2 at school because as you said.
I mean, it was pretty clean, just still it's a public bathroom.
we only had 180 students in our school so it isn't nasty as some large public schools here in the US.
Originally posted by Luca Rescigno
Argh, from discussing the various methods of cleaning one's bum to the health implications of eating one's own shit? What the FOOK are you guys smoking?
Personally I like bidets (I've only used one a couple of times), but I do keep those little baby wipes around and they work just as well without having to spend a bunch of money on a hose to spray off my ass. I don't want to feel like I need to shower every time I poop. Yeah, paper usually works well enough but not always. And sometimes I have to use so much it clogs the toilet.
Hi Luca -
I guess during the Iraq war, the item most requested by the troops to have sent to them was baby wipes. It's kinda funny when you think about it...these big tough soldiers pleading for baby wipes.
Originally posted by NaplesX
I would love to hear some bidet mishap stories.
Come on...
I went to a soccer camp in italy over the summer for two weeks in my sophomore through senior years and the bidets were used for laundry (soccer sox and the like, we ran out of those quickly)... until my last year... then [my classmates] (they were actually younger then me, sophomores I believe...) thought it would be funny to drop deuce(s) in someone else's bidet (we stayed in [shitty] hotels)...
I don't think we were allowed to go back to that hotel the next year...
morons...
Man, what a house...
I prefer showel, and i think i will remove the baths. Showel are more useful : an immediate usage, and a cleaner process.
I think it's time to bring bidet to zoo : otherwise they will disapear
Originally posted by Randycat99
You're wanting to see monkeys and elephants use the ass fountain now?
why not ? : i am ready to bet that the zoos will gain some new customers ...
Originally posted by Randycat99
You're wanting to see monkeys and elephants use the ass fountain now?
On Animal Planet, I watched a zookeeper hosing down an elephant. The elephant seemed to enjoy the spray ecstatically when the water hit its nether regions.
Elephants know a good thing when they come across it, apparently.
Originally posted by Carol A
On Animal Planet, I watched a zookeeper hosing down an elephant. The elephant seemed to enjoy the spray ecstatically when the water hit its nether regions.
Elephants know a good thing when they come across it, apparently.
You mean, when it hits 'em right in the hoo-haa?
Originally posted by FormerLurker
You mean, when it hits 'em right in the hoo-haa?
Yes, there and elsewhere. It must have been a female. The 'nether regions' extended for a good four feet, as I recall.