Lack of Bidets in the USA....wtf?

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  • Reply 141 of 178
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    I'll take my shirt off, as well (unless it is really, really cold in my home). I don't want the "stank" getting all up in my shirt if I can help it.



    Still, we haven't had a concise explanation on proper bidet use...
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  • Reply 142 of 178
    aquaticaquatic Posts: 5,602member
    Carol you sure picked a hell of a way to debut! My name is twofold: I like OS X and I like to do anything in the water... We were meant to be...
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  • Reply 143 of 178
    dstranathandstranathan Posts: 1,717member
    Yet another very creepy video:



    http://www.vmatrix.com/redirect/comfortseat2_qbblg.mov



    (I think that high-end model can actually run Linux if you flash the BIOS)





    And remember kids:



    If you are to indulge in analingus without a bidet, you are just like Captain Kirk-you are the first to meet the "Klingons".
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  • Reply 144 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Randycat99

    I'll take my shirt off, as well (unless it is really, really cold in my home). I don't want the "stank" getting all up in my shirt if I can help it.



    Still, we haven't had a concise explanation on proper bidet use...




    I had no idea guys took their shirts off. My ex never did, that I know of.... (???)



    After seeing that toilet seat video, I don't think an ordinary bidet could compare. Surely a bidet just has a straight jet - not one that (...ahem...) ...moves back and forth...



    (I'm assuming the front jet works like the back...)



    Of course, someone did mention 'three' jets....hmmmm.... very interesting.....
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  • Reply 145 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Aquatic

    Carol you sure picked a hell of a way to debut! My name is twofold: I like OS X and I like to do anything in the water... We were meant to be...



    Aquatic - I actually arrived two weeks ago, and participated in a discussion about plagiarism and intellectual property rights. But I was only around for an hour or two, so I guess it doesn't really count.



    And I did just post in a foreign affairs thread; but there's not much activity there. So, bidets it is, then.



    "...anything in the water..." Isn't it all ice and snow now, up where you are??? One summer, I swam in the ocean off the coast of Maine. Wow, was that 'bracing'!!... 'Course, you must be used to water that icy, I imagine. Shiver.



    "We were meant to be." You're a pretty fast mover!
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  • Reply 146 of 178
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Carol A

    I had no idea guys took their shirts off. My ex never did, that I know of.... (???)



    Is this to mean that girls typically do or simply that you thought that guys typically don't?
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  • Reply 147 of 178
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Randycat99

    Is this to mean that girls typically do or simply that you thought that guys typically don't?



    i think just randycat and george costanza are the only ones. although randycat's explanation leads me to believe his malodorous parcels have a nuclear half-life of a hundred years!!



    george took his shirt off because he found it too confining whilst defecating.
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  • Reply 148 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Randycat99

    Is this to mean that girls typically do or simply that you thought that guys typically don't?



    Hi Randycat -



    The whole concept of disrobing for the particular activity under discussion never crossed my mind in my entire life.



    In the last million years or so, I doubt if any girls have made a practice of taking off their shirts at such a time. But then, what do I know? Maybe everyone takes their shirt off behind closed doors, and I'm the only one on the planet who doesn't. After reading a thread like this, nothing would surprise me.
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  • Reply 149 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by dstranathan

    Yet another very creepy video:



    http://www.vmatrix.com/redirect/comfortseat2_qbblg.mov



    (I think that high-end model can actually run Linux if you flash the BIOS)





    And remember kids:



    If you are to indulge in analingus without a bidet, you are just like Captain Kirk-you are the first to meet the "Klingons".




    Hi Dstranathan - I would have thought the people in Kansas City were too 'innocent' to engage in such practices....



    I'm wrong, right?
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  • Reply 150 of 178
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Carol A

    The whole concept of disrobing for the particular activity under discussion never crossed my mind in my entire life.



    How about this:



    I'll remove the bath towel from the bathroom before doing either #1 or #2. I also do not like to wear my street shoes while on the can. I'll certainly take the extra step to take'em off, if I come upon that combination of conditions. Does any of this sound weird?
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  • Reply 151 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Randycat99

    How about this:



    I'll remove the bath towel from the bathroom before doing either #1 or #2. I also do not like to wear my street shoes while on the can. I'll certainly take the extra step to take'em off, if I come upon that combination of conditions. Does any of this sound weird?




    You remove the bath towel from the bathroom? And take off your shoes. Hmmmm.



    Does any of this sound weird? Um.....yes.
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  • Reply 152 of 178
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    I clicked the wrong thing
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  • Reply 153 of 178
    dstranathandstranathan Posts: 1,717member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Carol A

    Hi Dstranathan - I would have thought the people in Kansas City were too 'innocent' to engage in such practices....



    I'm wrong, right?




    I guess you havent been to MY neighborhood. :-)
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  • Reply 154 of 178
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Randycat99

    I'll remove the bath towel from the bathroom before doing either #1 or #2. I also do not like to wear my street shoes while on the can. I'll certainly take the extra step to take'em off, if I come upon that combination of conditions. Does any of this sound weird?



    Weird? Of course not.





    *scribbles furiously in note pad*





    *click* ...yeah Susan, cancel my three o'clock. On second thought, cancel everything else today...







    So Randycat, tell me about your Mother...
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  • Reply 155 of 178
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    funny guy, are ya?!



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  • Reply 156 of 178
    chinneychinney Posts: 1,019member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by _ alliance _

    oh and when i went to visit my friend in Bavaria, i had no clue what the hell that thing was. it looked like a second toilet and i wasnt sure what to do with it. so...i ignored it for the 2 weeks of my stay. i didnt figure it out til a couple years later.

    silly euros...




    Well, I admit that I was equally confused, but I was not so restrained as to just ignore it. I saw my first one in a newly-built apartment in Amman, Jordan (I guess they had copied what they thought was a typical European bathroom) and I must admit that I did pee in it.
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  • Reply 157 of 178
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Randycat99

    funny guy, are ya?!



    *writes in notepad*



    "Shows signs of being defensive."
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  • Reply 158 of 178
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by drewprops

    ....and I thought that Airport was the biggest thing to improve my visits to the restroom!



    nah. now let me deviate this 5-page poo talk / flirt ..



    i like gameboy. as the ipod can't be connected to the net, and i don't have a newton .... yet, gameboy improves my visits to bahtroom.



    does anyone else play in the toilet?
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  • Reply 159 of 178
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Giaguara

    does anyone else play in the toilet?



    Yes.





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  • Reply 160 of 178
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by mcsjgs

    If you are Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer takes care of that sort of thing for you.







    This is The. Best. Thread. Evar.
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