I thought Ags only got horny for sheep. Did Dolly learn to type?
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I have been thinking about the bidet that blows your ass dry, and I cannot help thinking that such a device would leave your skin terribly dry. Any chance we could get some mechanical hands that would rub moisturizing lotion on your ass after the blow-dry?
I thought Ags only got horny for sheep. Did Dolly learn to type?
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I have been thinking about the bidet that blows your ass dry, and I cannot help thinking that such a device would leave your skin terribly dry. Any chance we could get some mechanical hands that would rub moisturizing lotion on your ass after the blow-dry?
Ass-Cleaner 2000.
Someone design this thing, we'll make millions.
what're you talking about? are you bitter that your whorns got ass-raped again? so sad...
We have fancy toilet paper here, and we're not afraid to use it. Two-ply, three-ply, quilted. Screw the bidet. I don't want to have to lysol and scrub shit remnants from two bowls. Dirty poo covered hands touching an extra set of handles.
I guess some people like having stuff sprayed up their bungholes.
I'm not against water cleaning the 'ole anus, it's a great idea. We don't use paper to clean the rest of our bodies, so it only makes sense. It's just the logistics and intricacy that makes me hesitate.
But, as posted above, just make your chocolate deposits before you hop in the shower and it's all the same.
And I'm still concerned about the water + blow-dry drying out your skin. Do you people get chapped ass?
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damn males...
Originally posted by _ alliance _
stop flirting with the new girl.
damn males...
No, no! Don't stop! (Carol bats eyelashes - hehe)
Originally posted by Carol A
No, no! Don't stop! (Carol bats eyelashes - hehe)
tease.
Originally posted by _ alliance _
tease.
Who, me ? Nah.....
Originally posted by Carol A
Who, me ? Nah.....
typical female troublemaking...
Originally posted by _ alliance _
typical female troublemaking...
Hey, Alliance, you know that flirting is the spice of life.
Right?
Originally posted by Carol A
Hey, Alliance, you know that flirting is the spice of life.
Right?
naturally.
but sorry, i dont do internet relationships.
Originally posted by _ alliance _
naturally.
You'd be amazed at what you're missing.
Well, I gotta go. Happy new year to you.
Originally posted by Carol A
Well, I gotta go. Happy new year to you.
new year? damn, i missed it again...
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I have been thinking about the bidet that blows your ass dry, and I cannot help thinking that such a device would leave your skin terribly dry. Any chance we could get some mechanical hands that would rub moisturizing lotion on your ass after the blow-dry?
Ass-Cleaner 2000.
Someone design this thing, we'll make millions.
Originally posted by Carol A
Btw, how long does that dryer take?
It's very comfy actually. I suggest you try it some time. I'll be installing one when I get a job and some money and a house.
maybe I could invite you over sometime...
btw, how old are you? just curious
Originally posted by groverat
I thought Ags only got horny for sheep. Did Dolly learn to type?
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I have been thinking about the bidet that blows your ass dry, and I cannot help thinking that such a device would leave your skin terribly dry. Any chance we could get some mechanical hands that would rub moisturizing lotion on your ass after the blow-dry?
Ass-Cleaner 2000.
Someone design this thing, we'll make millions.
what're you talking about? are you bitter that your whorns got ass-raped again? so sad...
this game is getting boring...
I guess some people like having stuff sprayed up their bungholes.
Originally posted by groverat
I'm downright FRANtic, baby!
no no no...you got it wrong.
it's FRANtastic!
But, as posted above, just make your chocolate deposits before you hop in the shower and it's all the same.
And I'm still concerned about the water + blow-dry drying out your skin. Do you people get chapped ass?
Originally posted by _ alliance _
it's FRANtastic!
I'm having a FRANgasm!
Originally posted by groverat
Do you people get chapped ass?
not at all. I think skin only gets chapped if you put water on it and let it evaporate.
it feels quite good actually, your skin is soft like a baby's bum after you blow it dry.
Originally posted by groverat
I'm having a FRANgasm!
stay away from bevo, you sick bastard.
Originally posted by stevegongrui
not at all. I think skin only gets chapped if you put water on it and let it evaporate.
it feels quite good actually, your skin is soft like a baby's bum after you blow it dry.
so...you feel up your own ass...?