How to make a G5 suck

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Man, I read through this and almost felt sick.



I have no idea what this kid was thinking, but it's possible the worst thing I've ever seen done to a computer. It actually hurt me to read it.
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  • Reply 1 of 177
    torifiletorifile Posts: 4,024member
    WTF was he thinking? He uses it for "internet, ripping music/DVDs" and he couldn't use a G5 for that? Someone ought to find out his parents' email addys and send them this link. That's gotta be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
  • Reply 2 of 177
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
    OMG. He didn't even have the decency to use an okay PC. His motherboard doesn't even have an AGP slot! What an idiot.
  • Reply 3 of 177
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,261member
    Can't blame him. SuperDrives are so slow at ripping CDs.
  • Reply 4 of 177
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    It's overloaded, news travels fast I guess.



    Anybody got a working link?



    OK now it works, pretty sad "mod"



    Lets send him hate mail, haha
  • Reply 5 of 177
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,261member




  • Reply 6 of 177
    Firstly:

    This guy is an idiot^googolplex.



    Secondly:

    It was heartbraking to see a fine piece of quality engineering and finesse go to waste. Just like watching the making of Die Another Day when they were ripping parts out of 4 Aston Martins...



    Thirdly:

    In another thread one of the AI moderators wanted all the spam he could get, for experimentation and fun, (or something).



    Don't send spam to him, send it to this Andy guy:

    [email protected]



    (His email address was at the bottom of the page).



    That'll make you feel better. m.
  • Reply 7 of 177
    sunreinsunrein Posts: 138member
    I think I'm gonna be sick.
  • Reply 8 of 177
    Quote:

    originally posted by that dumb ass

    I put all the parts from the G5 into a box and gave it to my friend. He was rather happy. I think he is going to try to install them into his G3 - I hope he's successful.



    I'd like to see that guys project.
  • Reply 9 of 177
    lainlain Posts: 140member
    It gives Mac users more ammunition in the long lasting "PC Users are dumb as shit" argument. I never believed it, but this is solid proof. Take aim and FIRE!!!
  • Reply 10 of 177
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    What a ****ing retard. If he wanted a PC, he should have sold the G5, not mutilated it.
  • Reply 11 of 177
    OMFG eh mdae teh sukc.
  • Reply 12 of 177
    sroachsroach Posts: 105member
    I'm going to send an e-mail asking for the hardware he took out.. hehehe
  • Reply 13 of 177
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    that's like getting an RX-8 and ripping it apart to put your Geo Metro engine in it. ugh.
  • Reply 14 of 177
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,261member
    He could of at least done something cool like this:



    http://home.comcast.net/~jleblanc77/cube/light1.jpg



  • Reply 15 of 177
    leonisleonis Posts: 3,427member
    how old is that kid?
  • Reply 16 of 177
    Quote:

    Originally posted by alcimedes

    Man, I read through this and almost felt sick.



    I have no idea what this kid was thinking, but it's possible the worst thing I've ever seen done to a computer. It actually hurt me to read it.




    that kid is one stupid mo-fo... had to say it..



  • Reply 17 of 177
    He better hope his parents don't find out....if I was his father I would go through the roof. And I would take his computer away. I mean...Jesus they spent HOW much? And the only thing he liked was the CASE? DId he even TRY it? I would have a caniption of epic proportions if I had spent that money only to have the little twerp turn it into an f-ing PC.
  • Reply 18 of 177
    ast3r3xast3r3x Posts: 5,012member
    Wow, I just don't know what to say. He F***ed up his G5 to make it into a shitty PC. Not ONLY did he destroy a mac, but a lousy PC that isn't even great. I don't believe this can be real, unless he is <8 years old, nobody would destroy something $3000 for a $300 PC.
  • Reply 19 of 177
    There's only one thing missing



    THE DUCT TAPE



    edit: lol, just look at those, wuaaahahahaha
  • Reply 20 of 177
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Merovingian

    Firstly:

    This guy is an idiot^googolplex.

    --cut--




    First off an "idiot^googolplex" would be one idiot, not a bigger idiot... just one idiot. You are dealing with units of idiot... and just like 1^googolplex or 1^((10^10}^100) the answer will be one unit.



    Basic math here... come on man.
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