I was on my way to work, and heard few dudes talking about uploading jpgs to their ftp server and login being rejected, then it hit me. I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, this is embarrassing, i'm a geek.
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(Luckily this Sunday we're going to hit the slopes, drink few beers and shoot the s***, so this will un-geek me for a short moment)
dude, there is nothing wrong with being a geek. the thing you don't wanna be is a nerd...ahh! the difference between geeks and nerds is...geeks get laid
One of my most embarassing moments has to be when I went to play basketball at an indoor facility with some friends. We all had to go to the bathroom before hand and we walked into one, they all got stauls or urinals, except for me...I thought I had one, but the door was jammed. I kept pulling and pulling, I then rammed into it only to see some poor guy sitting there doing his business....I QUICKLY ran out of the bathroom, so embarassed but laughing my ass off. I still dont know why the guy in their didnt say "excuse me", maybe he was too scared!? LOL, an embarassing moment but hillarious too. Shoulder rushing an occupied staul, lmfao.
One of my most embarassing moments has to be when I went to play basketball at an indoor facility with some friends. We all had to go to the bathroom before hand and we walked into one, they all got stauls or urinals, except for me...I thought I had one, but the door was jammed. I kept pulling and pulling, I then rammed into it only to see some poor guy sitting there doing his business....I QUICKLY ran out of the bathroom, so embarassed but laughing my ass off. I still dont know why the guy in their didnt say "excuse me", maybe he was too scared!? LOL, an embarassing moment but hillarious too. Shoulder rushing an occupied staul, lmfao.
hahahaha, that's not embarassing for you, it's embarassin for the guy, funny as hell though
I was having sex with my girlfriend in her shower. The combination of alcohol from the day at the beach, mild heat stroke, super hot water, and exertion made me pass out for about 5 seconds.
The bad part is I was uh... like... well, we'll just say that one side of the shower was being pushed out a bit, and mine were the only feet on the floor. I almost dropped her.
Couldn't have been that bad I guess, she still married me. heh heh
I was having sex with my girlfriend in her shower. The combination of alcohol from the day at the beach, mild heat stroke, super hot water, and exertion made me pass out for about 5 seconds.
The bad part is I was uh... like... well, we'll just say that one side of the shower was being pushed out a bit, and mine were the only feet on the floor. I almost dropped her.
Couldn't have been that bad I guess, she still married me. heh heh
old time (19th century) geeks used to wear over sized pants with the pant cuffs cinched up.
then to amusement off the paying customers he would drop a couple of rats down his pants, the patrons mood would reverse as blood would start to ooze through the pants, but the geek was nonplussed by the audiences horror....then with a flourish the geek would pull out a live weasel he had secreted in his pants that ate the rats, to the audience's delight.
old time (19th century) geeks used to wear over sized pants with the pant cuffs cinched up.
then to amusement off the paying customers he would drop a couple of rats down his pants, the patrons mood would reverse as blood would start to ooze through the pants, but the geek was nonplussed by the audiences horror....then with a flourish the geek would pull out a live weasel he had secreted in his pants that ate the rats, to the audience's delight.
some interesting info can be found at the wikipedia.
I was having sex with my girlfriend in her shower. The combination of alcohol from the day at the beach, mild heat stroke, super hot water, and exertion made me pass out for about 5 seconds.
The bad part is I was uh... like... well, we'll just say that one side of the shower was being pushed out a bit, and mine were the only feet on the floor. I almost dropped her.
Couldn't have been that bad I guess, she still married me. heh heh
D'oh. Did something similar once, but we ended up pulling the shower rod clean off the walls...
Try explaining to your folks why you're late meeting them for dinner when *that* happens.
In a sports car. Apparently the parking brake between the seats was on, pulled into the highest position.
I don't ever remember touching the parking brake, but the next day I discovered 37 distinct bruises on my thigh, which could only have come from the tip of the parking brake.
Contact with that brake must have hurt, to give me such bruises. But I don't remember a thing. Too much passion.....
Not an embarrassing story, but still.....
Then there was the night (I was 15) when my dad came out to the car (parked on the street in front of the house), and tapped on the window. My friend and I were in a reclining position (clothes in considerable disarray, but basically dressed) when I looked up and saw my dad's face looking in. Oh god.
He made us come into the dark kitchen, where he told me how disappointed he was with me, and he told my friend he never wanted to see him again. It was SO humiliating.
And my dad had just that very day come back from travelling the world for 7 or 8 months.
I am not stick-thin or fat, but 'just right'; and my ass actually won the title of 'best ass on campus', in an informal contest held by a fairly large group of males.
You are one of a kind, Carol. I can't think of any (other? ) female that would say anywhere their ass won that title .. unless it was something like Naomi Campbell's, and she was extremely drunk when saying that. Because I frankly think even Naomi would never say such.
You are one of a kind, Carol. I can't think of any (other? ) female that would say anywhere their ass won that title .. unless it was something like Naomi Campbell's, and she was extremely drunk when saying that. Because I frankly think even Naomi would never say such.
I was provoked beyond endurance (by you and tonton).
Oh, and I can't think of any other female who would say their place of residence was in some guy's pants.
Meow.....meow.....meow.....meow.....meow.....etc.
PS I liked winning that title. I didn't even know there was a contest going on until I was told I was the winner (by a landslide). I've always had a nice ass. It's a little hard to keep it a secret. hahahahaha I'm mentioning it now because you seem to find it so annoying. Did you read BuonRotto's comment in the workplace romances thread? You didn't say.
And I would NEVER have mentioned the contest had you and tonton not gone on and on......and on and on.......and.......
......calling my veracity, character, AND physical attributes into question. It's just too absurd.
Please let this be the last communication between us.
Oh pardon ma'am .. got to update my location. 'am currently 4047,5 miles from his pants.
I remember once walking straight towards the automatic doors which were not working. My nose hurt still the day after. Must have looked hilarious, but ever since I guess I look like a clown in front of the automatic doors if they don't want to get open for me.. I do everything to avoid walking towards them closed again.
According to psychologists, it's the worst thing that a women can say to an another one .
This thread is really becoming emberassing
"...the worst thing"? Oh, I don't know. Not if you're planning on it actually being the last communication.
Sorry, but I've had enough, and I've taken the gloves off. I can be catty with the best of them if I have to.
I was going to say I hadn't been in an exchange like this since junior high. But frankly, I've never been in an exchange like this. It's something I just don't do. However, I guess there's a first time for everything.
I do hope it's over with; but if not, maybe you should cover your eyes, Powerdoc. It won't be pretty. I don't plan on taking any more petty 'needling' lying down. I tried being polite, but it didn't work.
(Btw, I'm a mod on another board. Hard to believe, eh? )
"...the worst thing"? Oh, I don't know. Not if you're planning on it actually being the last communication.
Sorry, but I've had enough, and I've taken the gloves off. I can be catty with the best of them if I have to.
I was going to say I hadn't been in an exchange like this since junior high. But frankly, I've never been in an exchange like this. It's something I just don't do. However, I guess there's a first time for everything.
I do hope it's over with; but if not, maybe you should cover your eyes, Powerdoc. It won't be pretty. I don't plan on taking any more petty 'needling' lying down. I tried being polite, but it didn't work.
(Btw, I'm a mod on another board. Hard to believe, eh? )
I was just kidding in order to relax people here. 8)
Sometimes, the communication is difficult on internet. Recently i have been involved in a little flamewar in an another forum, because i did not know enough the others peoples and the reverse. So the others members did not know if i was serious, half serious or joking, and things get heated. That was ridiculous, and i was pretty angry about the others and myself. I was really embarassed
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Originally posted by piwozniak
Hey, you know how you know that are geek... :-)
I was on my way to work, and heard few dudes talking about uploading jpgs to their ftp server and login being rejected, then it hit me. I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, this is embarrassing, i'm a geek.
...
(Luckily this Sunday we're going to hit the slopes, drink few beers and shoot the s***, so this will un-geek me for a short moment)
dude, there is nothing wrong with being a geek. the thing you don't wanna be is a nerd...ahh! the difference between geeks and nerds is...geeks get laid
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
One of my most embarassing moments has to be when I went to play basketball at an indoor facility with some friends. We all had to go to the bathroom before hand and we walked into one, they all got stauls or urinals, except for me...I thought I had one, but the door was jammed. I kept pulling and pulling, I then rammed into it only to see some poor guy sitting there doing his business....I QUICKLY ran out of the bathroom, so embarassed but laughing my ass off. I still dont know why the guy in their didnt say "excuse me", maybe he was too scared!? LOL, an embarassing moment but hillarious too. Shoulder rushing an occupied staul, lmfao.
hahahaha, that's not embarassing for you, it's embarassin for the guy, funny as hell though
The bad part is I was uh... like... well, we'll just say that one side of the shower was being pushed out a bit, and mine were the only feet on the floor. I almost dropped her.
Couldn't have been that bad I guess, she still married me. heh heh
Originally posted by murbot
I was having sex with my girlfriend in her shower. The combination of alcohol from the day at the beach, mild heat stroke, super hot water, and exertion made me pass out for about 5 seconds.
The bad part is I was uh... like... well, we'll just say that one side of the shower was being pushed out a bit, and mine were the only feet on the floor. I almost dropped her.
Couldn't have been that bad I guess, she still married me. heh heh
nice!!! that's friggin' hilarious!
Originally posted by BuonRotto
Geeks bite the heads off chickens.
old time (19th century) geeks used to wear over sized pants with the pant cuffs cinched up.
then to amusement off the paying customers he would drop a couple of rats down his pants, the patrons mood would reverse as blood would start to ooze through the pants, but the geek was nonplussed by the audiences horror....then with a flourish the geek would pull out a live weasel he had secreted in his pants that ate the rats, to the audience's delight.
Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
old time (19th century) geeks used to wear over sized pants with the pant cuffs cinched up.
then to amusement off the paying customers he would drop a couple of rats down his pants, the patrons mood would reverse as blood would start to ooze through the pants, but the geek was nonplussed by the audiences horror....then with a flourish the geek would pull out a live weasel he had secreted in his pants that ate the rats, to the audience's delight.
some interesting info can be found at the wikipedia.
Originally posted by murbot
I was having sex with my girlfriend in her shower. The combination of alcohol from the day at the beach, mild heat stroke, super hot water, and exertion made me pass out for about 5 seconds.
The bad part is I was uh... like... well, we'll just say that one side of the shower was being pushed out a bit, and mine were the only feet on the floor. I almost dropped her.
Couldn't have been that bad I guess, she still married me. heh heh
D'oh. Did something similar once, but we ended up pulling the shower rod clean off the walls...
Try explaining to your folks why you're late meeting them for dinner when *that* happens.
I don't ever remember touching the parking brake, but the next day I discovered 37 distinct bruises on my thigh, which could only have come from the tip of the parking brake.
Contact with that brake must have hurt, to give me such bruises. But I don't remember a thing. Too much passion.....
Not an embarrassing story, but still.....
Then there was the night (I was 15) when my dad came out to the car (parked on the street in front of the house), and tapped on the window. My friend and I were in a reclining position (clothes in considerable disarray, but basically dressed) when I looked up and saw my dad's face looking in. Oh god.
He made us come into the dark kitchen, where he told me how disappointed he was with me, and he told my friend he never wanted to see him again. It was SO humiliating.
And my dad had just that very day come back from travelling the world for 7 or 8 months.
Originally posted by Carol A
I am not stick-thin or fat, but 'just right'; and my ass actually won the title of 'best ass on campus', in an informal contest held by a fairly large group of males.
You are one of a kind, Carol. I can't think of any (other? ) female that would say anywhere their ass won that title .. unless it was something like Naomi Campbell's, and she was extremely drunk when saying that. Because I frankly think even Naomi would never say such.
Originally posted by Giaguara
You are one of a kind, Carol. I can't think of any (other? ) female that would say anywhere their ass won that title .. unless it was something like Naomi Campbell's, and she was extremely drunk when saying that. Because I frankly think even Naomi would never say such.
I was provoked beyond endurance (by you and tonton).
Oh, and I can't think of any other female who would say their place of residence was in some guy's pants.
Meow.....meow.....meow.....meow.....meow.....etc.
PS I liked winning that title. I didn't even know there was a contest going on until I was told I was the winner (by a landslide). I've always had a nice ass. It's a little hard to keep it a secret. hahahahaha
And I would NEVER have mentioned the contest had you and tonton not gone on and on......and on and on.......and.......
......calling my veracity, character, AND physical attributes into question. It's just too absurd.
Please let this be the last communication between us.
Originally posted by Carol A
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Please let this be the last communication between us.
According to psychologists, it's the worst thing that a women can say to an another one .
This thread is really becoming emberassing
I remember once walking straight towards the automatic doors which were not working. My nose hurt still the day after. Must have looked hilarious, but ever since I guess I look like a clown in front of the automatic doors if they don't want to get open for me.. I do everything to avoid walking towards them closed again.
Originally posted by Powerdoc
According to psychologists, it's the worst thing that a women can say to an another one .
This thread is really becoming emberassing
"...the worst thing"? Oh, I don't know. Not if you're planning on it actually being the last communication.
Sorry, but I've had enough, and I've taken the gloves off. I can be catty with the best of them if I have to.
I was going to say I hadn't been in an exchange like this since junior high. But frankly, I've never been in an exchange like this. It's something I just don't do. However, I guess there's a first time for everything.
I do hope it's over with; but if not, maybe you should cover your eyes, Powerdoc. It won't be pretty. I don't plan on taking any more petty 'needling' lying down.
(Btw, I'm a mod on another board. Hard to believe, eh?
that should settle things once and for all.
Originally posted by Carol A
"...the worst thing"? Oh, I don't know. Not if you're planning on it actually being the last communication.
Sorry, but I've had enough, and I've taken the gloves off. I can be catty with the best of them if I have to.
I was going to say I hadn't been in an exchange like this since junior high. But frankly, I've never been in an exchange like this. It's something I just don't do. However, I guess there's a first time for everything.
I do hope it's over with; but if not, maybe you should cover your eyes, Powerdoc. It won't be pretty. I don't plan on taking any more petty 'needling' lying down.
(Btw, I'm a mod on another board. Hard to believe, eh?
I was just kidding in order to relax people here. 8)
Sometimes, the communication is difficult on internet. Recently i have been involved in a little flamewar in an another forum, because i did not know enough the others peoples and the reverse. So the others members did not know if i was serious, half serious or joking, and things get heated. That was ridiculous, and i was pretty angry about the others and myself. I was really embarassed